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So let me guess this straight, after Rocco predicted Microsoft would be exiting the console industry after the X, they're going in even harder?

Man, there's been some poor Microsoft-related predictions here of late.
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Rocco no one cares about those other sites, you used Amazon for your troll, you said I was WRONG when I told you amazon sold out of One X. Admit you were the one who is WRONG! :down:

For a $499US mid gen cycle machine to be selling out on Amazon, it's gotta be doing great. Admit you are the one wrong here.
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Microsoft just ticked over 600 million Windows 10 devices. They’re doing ok.
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lestat wrote:PUBG to be 60fps on the X. :up:
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HOLY SHIT! XB1'S MOST ANTICIPATED GAME (PUBG) TO RUN AT A PATHETICALLY PALTRY 30FPS ON XBOX ONE X! :lol: :lol: :lol:

XB1X'S OUTDATED JAGUAR CPU JUST CAN'T HANDLE 60FPS (EVEN WITH A GAME LIKE PUBG...WHICH LOOKS LIKE DOGSHIT WITH OUTDATED GRAPHICS FROM THE YEAR 2011)! :cry: :cry: :cry:

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30FPS FOR A MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER?!? WTF?!? EWW...GROSS...NASTY! THIS PORT BELONGS IN THE TRASH! :puke: :puke: :puke:

POOR LESTAT...YOU LOSE AGAIN! 8) 8) 8)
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This is the most jealous I've ever seen you react to an Xbox release.
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Lestat and Candy have always been the '60fps or above or I'm not buying it' people here.

It's perfectly fine to have 30fps imo for open world rpgs with slow pace (skyrim on switch, zelda botw; both single player experiences) and which let you admire the scenary, but for multiplayer gaming 60fps helps because it's competitive gaming.
If Splatoon and Mario Kart 8 had 30fps those two guys would be all over it.
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Jasper wrote:
lestat wrote:PUBG to be 60fps on the X. :up:
Lestat > :fight

HOLY SHIT! XB1'S MOST ANTICIPATED GAME (PUBG) TO RUN AT A PATHETICALLY PALTRY 30FPS ON XBOX ONE X! :lol: :lol: :lol:

XB1X'S OUTDATED JAGUAR CPU JUST CAN'T HANDLE 60FPS (EVEN WITH A GAME LIKE PUBG...WHICH LOOKS LIKE DOGSHIT WITH OUTDATED GRAPHICS FROM THE YEAR 2011)! :cry: :cry: :cry:

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30FPS FOR A MULTIPLAYER SHOOTER?!? WTF?!? EWW...GROSS...NASTY! THIS PORT BELONGS IN THE TRASH! :puke: :puke: :puke:

POOR LESTAT...YOU LOSE AGAIN! 8) 8) 8)
I thought you'd be used to 30fps now after all the Nintendo games you've owned.
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GameHED wrote:Lestat and Candy have always been the '60fps or above or I'm not buying it' people here.
EXACTLY!!! 8)

It's wonderful to see that the Nintendo Switch is the true home of fast-paced games that actually run at 60FPS (Splatoon 2, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Super Mario Odyssey, ARMS, Pokken Tournament DX, etc). :up:
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Jasper wrote:
GameHED wrote:Lestat and Candy have always been the '60fps or above or I'm not buying it' people here.
EXACTLY!!! 8)

It's wonderful to see that the Nintendo Switch is the true home of fast-paced games that actually run at 60FPS (Splatoon 2, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Super Mario Odyssey, ARMS, Pokken Tournament DX, etc). :up:
My PC also runs Nintendo games at 60fps
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With the release of the Nintendo Switch...too bad for you the fun's over! No more stealing Nintendo games and playing them via emulation on PC! 8)
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For now :lol:
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WRONG!!! 8)

The only reason CEMU even exists is because the Gamecube/Wii/Wii U ALL used similar super old IBM processors/CPU's (though with tweaked differences between GC/Wii/Wii U), whilst the Switch is brand spanking new technology - encompassing a modern Nvidia Tegra processor/CPU...and of course an Nvidia GPU (a first for Nintendo).

No more stealing Nintendo games and playing them on PC for poor Candy Arse! :P
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Sure thing buddy :lol:
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I'm sure he says this for every shitty new nitnedo console and it's never been true.
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It's too powerful to be emulated!!!! :lol:
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I know...apparently the Switch uses a kind of technology that the power of PC just cannot come near. :lol:
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It's a mobile CPU and a mobile nVidia GPU! It runs games at 720p 30fps!!! PC won't handle that!!!!
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Actually not a single Nintendo developed switch game runs at 720p/30fps. The majority run at 1080p/60fps! :up:

But that's beside the point...we were discussing how PUBG (a multiplayer shooter for fuck's sake) on Xbox One X (aka "the most powerful console ever") will run at a pathetic 30fps! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Remember when lestat was making fun of how DOOM (also a shooter) on Nintendo Switch runs at 30fps?

lestat wrote:Doom 30fps :rollin:


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Nah we're now talking about how underpowered the Switch is and how it'll be emulated on PC very soon :up:
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Wasn't his cool hiphoppin catchphrase (that never quite caught on) "if you wanna play, you gotta pay".

It never caught on because it was shit as.

Anyway... I preordered PuBG for LIVE. I'm positive there will be a One X update at some stage.
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Once again Jasper doesn't play games, he would already know a solid 60fps in PUBG is an impossible task on PC right now.

Looks like the X is like PC in that it can hit 60fps but suffers from frame drops, probably why the double speak and decision to lock at 30.

I thought Jasper would be busy playing that meaty RPG all weekend to have time to troll. Lol who are we kidding.
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ARM in some ways should be easier to emulate on PC than PowerPC, given there would be so many devs familiar with the architecture.

I’ll be sitting tight until it’s emulated or a Switch with a pack in game is sub $200 - shouldn’t be too long for either
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https://www.vg247.com/2017/12/07/micros ... -xbox-one/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

PUBG is dropping next week, throwing this out there for any lucky ranchers who might be in the vicinity to get some free shit. :up:
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Hopefully they drop it in Logan for the lols
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To be clear, they're not actually dropping a crate out of a plane. They're putting a crate somewhere, revealing the location on Facebook, and then giving a prize to the first 50 people to show up and answer a question about PUBG asked by the Microsoft employee minding the prizes.
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