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Cliffy B comes out of retirement

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Wishes to make broshooters inside an arena and attacks fans of call of duty by saying they are ignorant:

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pc is not as doomed as I thought. Hopefully he can make a game superior to vanquish. Maybe should have joined platinum games and created a broshooter for wii u without bald guys. (Sega managed to make one with robots in it which got ignored. Dumb racist americans didn't buy it probably because it was japanese and not set in an american city with creatures ripped out of hollywood movies like Pitch Black. )

By targetting the pc it probably won't be available preowned from ebgames. :down:
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Are his guns coming out of retirement too?
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GameHED why on earth would you start talking about Vanquish. This game will be nothing like Vanquish.

I'm looking forward to some good old running and gunning though.
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Because people are used to GoW cover systems. What? You don't think you can have them in FPS games? It's natural way to kill things without exposing your body to the people trying to shoot you. You can still run if you want, but people are used to seeking cover for times when they need to reload a weapon. The goldeneye remake let you run and gun and seek cover.

I think this is what arena shooters need. You can give them armor and cyborg endosekeletons to make it easier to believe that they could take more hits than normal (this is probably what future soldiers might have) unlike the COD "wolverine healing factor" system.
A cyborg wearing armor on top of its endoskeleton is the same as brute or elite with energy shield in halo. But that same cyborg should be able to seek cover too. Not like the terminator in T1 which didn't give a fuck how many times it took hits to the body. Problem with games with military theme is it is not realistic to believe that you hit a guy in the nuts with a weak gun and he gets to still walk around as if nothing happened and the bullet that just hit him did not cause him to go into hitstun. I can believe that if he was not entirely human however. And I can believe you can dash while shooting (like you see in the matrix movies or in megaman x) if he is able to shoot with precision and dodge and jump off walls because of the enhancements to the brain which can think and co-ordinate faster. Titanfall gave you parkour, but a cyborg could give you things like sliding on the ground while shooting, and sprinting towards opponent for a tackle and stabbing them with hitech knife to throat or just cut head off for instant kill.

Gears way of handling it was slow, The chainsaw was heavy, the animation took too long, and since it was set in steam punk world with no energy sword, you felt like your legs were glued to the floor because of the amount of weight you held. What I think this guy wants is fast pace of COD, but you are a cyborg so you can move quickly without being overmuscled bulky and slow. Soldiers like that are easier to kill with a grenade. Think about it: you can't dive for cover fast because you are chunky. Being agile and small target and powerful and lean is what people like. Cyborgs can run and gun because they can keep targets in their sight without stopping to fine aim as they have mods done to their limbs to adjust aim while moving much like fly by wire system in aircraft which helps a pilot to keep the plane steady in changing conditions.
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Guarantee you this isn't going to be a cover shooter.
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PC is not 'doomed' consoles are doomed.

Haven't you heard all the talk about how this could be the last console generation?
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I think it will be the last 'traditional' console generation, but they'll still be around in one form or another.
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itch wrote:PC is not 'doomed' consoles are doomed.

Haven't you heard all the talk about how this could be the last console generation?
No pc is the one that is doomed. People are lazy and love the idea of consoles: sit back and let the game just work without the bugs and glitches and other problems associated with pc.

PC will be where risky titles go first, then later to console where the big money is. (in dumbed down form)

Diablo 3 came to consoles and tuned out MORE fun because of the lack of always online and auction house nonsense.

Now there is possibility of elite coming out for consoles.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014- ... d-xbox-one" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

As much as I like pc, the consoles win on content.Where is Red Dead Redemtion port to PC? Why was the port of Saints Row 2 (the best one in the series) so crap and Watch dogs so crap?? (did the trenchcoated hero from the 'watchmen' comic in collaboration with the guy from Dues Ex make sure the pc version sucked to send a message o the illuminati that they don't like the lack of security in pc that the NSA deliberately allows to make it cheap to spy on us by allowing bugs in our software for thier hackers to exploit?)

Elite for consoles is pc nail in the coffin. PC is doomed. Look at sales of mineraft on console if you want proof. Don't be like Boomy and Candy who deny the changes in gaming habits. They are brainwashed like hell.
Yes kids play console so you won't see any porn mods from the skyrim modding community, but the restrictions that come with being anchored to a closed platform have benefits. (save games don't get corrupted, exclusives from first party software developers, gimmicks that change how we interact with games that make it attractive to casual gamers etc)
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LMAO!!!
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Fucking gold.
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:up: :up:

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I think all pc gamers are fags. The reason is because most of these guys have no idea how far the game industry has come since the days of using a keyboard and mouse. When wii for instance came out, all they could do was copy an idea off the consoles to try to compete with it claiming that mice were fine for aiming at shit to shoot at stuff. If that were so then why the need to use motion sensing on pc too? There was a need to break away from that old thinking.

Mice might be fine for people who like desks, but casual and arcade gamers who have had superior control system since the days of operation wolf see it as old, un-intuitive and idiotic to the extreme as it doesn't actually feel as good as holding a controller and aiming at the targets with your arm.

The problem I have is not with pc as a platform so much as the tired opinion that somehow they have better options. They don't. When you buy a machine that is not game specific, and looks ugly, and requires constant maintenance to keep it playing games at decent enough speed, it ends up doing what sega did when Saturn and 32 X came out: it confuses the people who see closed system as more honest form of doing anything in a game. The stuff you get is only half developed, lacks testing, and is always in a state of needing to be patched. Eventually the games break themselves as anyone who likes to hack things will modify it to the point where playing a game is pointless because it's no longer the same thing as it was on release. They are great things to tinker with but pure gaming is like sport, where your mind is on the game, not the place it is being played on.
PC gamers want to defend the nest, defend the platform, but it's not a single platform. There are so many variations of the thing that any game developer making something has to waste effort looking at technical things and fixing bugs for so many problem that they don't use the time to create content. It's a messy platform with no discipline.

The only way the pc gamer can fight back is trying to prove to the rest of us how much better things are with steam, but steam is not going to save pc gaming. It's just an alternative to getting things. It doesn't provide stuff you couldn't do on consoles already. If you want to celebrate pc gaming, celebrate the fact pc has titles that are under-represented on the consoles. But that has nothing to do with the platform. Just the fact it is less costly to release on the platform. Not the platform necessarily being best for the user to experience gaming compared to the experience on console.

Yeah I know your mad, itch. But your letting emotion get in the way of judgements. If pc wants to stay relevent it will have to appeal to fans of the console way of doing things where people want gaming to be stable so the experience is consistent amongst all people. The fags are indeed everywhere, but you got to admit itch you are one of them after you realise the mirror you were pointing at is you.(angry pc gamer who believes open platforms automatically = better experiences when the version of skyrim on release had ridiculous interface and lazy optimisation compared to games of the past which were custom fit for intelligent rpg gamers who didn't have to put up with watered down console ports whose only happiness is to celebrate cosmetic shit like how sharp the texture is lol) Yeah pc is ahead this gen, but in terms of content consoles are still ahead of them. PC is playing catch up and you know it. The little developers can test their ideas on the pc safely so that is why it is good for games aimed at poor kids. (ie mmo gamers from china who want to play busy-work games which have little gameplay and a lot of grind)

Pc is great as a multimedia box, but it's a jack of all trades machine for non-gamer. It will always be generic thing that scares off the public because of how open it is. Yes you can get some console ports to it, but that is like being happy at having sloppy seconds. Have fun waiting for old console games to appear on it. Meanwhile I can play terraria on a portable on the bus which proves pc gamers are tards who only celebrate when they can get shit cheap on steam rather than showing us games that can't be done on consoles.
Xcom - used to be pc exclusive - now a console franchise
Elder Scrolls - used to be exclusive - now a console franchise
GTA - used to be pc early release - now comes out on the weak console first

PC is dying dude. Face up to it.

Elite - going to eventually cash in on the casuals who own consoles after the pc community act as the free bug testers for us console gamers.

Look you may think playing a FPS is fun on a pc but have you ever considered how ridiculous it is to use a keyboard to move your character around? Compared to an analogue stick to move, PC keyboards are trash. You don't even get analogue keys to sneak forward silently like you can with console controls, and constantly have to look down at the buttons which distracts you from keeping your eyes on the screen. We have progressed. Gaming experiences are superior on consoles. Even if they are for kiddies who can't see titties and naked bodies and hot coffee mods and alien anal probes because the government is anti console. You are a fags who deny console is the better and preferred platform. But we still tolerate your presences because we are loving community and happy while you are bitter. We just feel that it's time to get over it. When games like witcher appear on the consoles its because the platform is better and audiences on the console are more honest people who will pay for the games if they are properly tested, refined, and quality checked. This is the future buddy. Take the alien anal probe out of your butt along with your head, and see the reality instead of being in denial. How come you never see any coverage of pc games at e3 on sites like eurogamer? Cuz its dead like wii after the fad wore off.
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Cliffy B retires again. (hopefully he changes his mind. Third time is a charm as they say)
He should get a job with nintendo already to work on the next Splatoon. Stop this nonsense of tricking people you troll.
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