GIANT BOMB'S BEST GAME OF 2015 IS..(LOL CANDY'S SALTY TEARS)

[Cletus]

ahh fuck. When has he ever showed evidence of playing video games?

What's your Steam I.D rocco?

[Rorschach]

I say permaban him unless he coughs up his user ID.

[lestat]

He could at least share some of the great levels he's created for 2015 GOTY.






Nah we all know he doesn't even own a copy.

[Candy Arse]

He hasn't created anything for Mario Maker because he fucking hates the game, he said so himself.

[flipswitch]

Love the see how many hours he has clocked in, on the activity log,

[t0mby]

This thread.

[guttermouth]

Seeing Little Mario Planet Big Maker got 1 best of award, I guess this must mean something......

[Candy Arse]

Jasper

[flipswitch]

I happen to own all those games.

[guttermouth]

I'm sure Jasper has played 3 of them on PC......

[t0mby]

[Candy Arse]

In this thread Jasper has his soul taken from him.

[Cletus]

He's been called out yet again. He'll disappear for months now. He's not banned, he's just ashamed. Remember when he stopped posting when WiiU flopped? He's unpaid PR. He has no steam account. He does play pc games though. Solitaire would be my guess. And he'd be shit as fuck at it.


See you when you drag your bruised arse back to deliver more unpaid Nitnedno PR work.


I hope nobody minds that I've locked the first post. I didn't want the thread title to be changed. Just so we can all occasionally LOL at Candy's salty tears.

[Jasper]

What a bunch of dumb fucks...each and every one of you!

Unbeknownst to you, Candy has made a fucking fool out of the lot of you.

Instead of actually going back and reading my post - you assumed Candy was telling the truth when he posted that I stated that I play PC games.

Ladies...why don't we go back and read my actual post...

I have access to both Wii U and PC games. In my opinion, this combo is more than enough to allow me to play the best games available if I wanted to.

I clearly state that PC games are accessible to me if I wanted to play them (as I have access to a gaming capable PC). No where have I actually stated that I do (or wanted to) play PC games.

You refuse to share your Steam ID, meaning you don't play PC games as you claim so we can rule that out

So what's your Steam ID again?

Jasper refuses to share his Mario Maker levels and SteamID.

What's your Steam I.D rocco?

[Rorschach]

So, whose PC do you have access to and what's their Steam ID?

[flipswitch]

Gaming capable PC?

Candy

[Candy Arse]

ACCESS to a gaming capable PC?

This confims my original point - Jasper hates Mario Maker

[Candy Arse]

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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - 170

Fallout 4 - 37

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain - 23

Bloodborne - 19

Life Is Strange - 10

Super Mario Maker - 7

Jasper

[lestat]

Rocco destroyed.

[Rorschach]

Utterly.

[Cletus]

It seems that Giant Bomb didn't tell him in time to go full PR-tard for SMM during GOTY time. So he made a safe Nitnedno vote for Splatoon.

[Megaman]

So, whose PC do you have access to and what's their Steam ID?

His mum lets him borrow her laptop when she's not using it. He has access to her complete Steam library, which includes the both Bejewelled 1 and 2.

[GameHED]

The cats of australia have made thier choice. Snappy Tom. The owners of the cats had no influence on what choices the cats had.

I don't trust the reviewers. They could be lying that they liked those games out of fear the ad revenue would be lost.

You saw it with ign giving God Hand a crap score. And Giant Bomb gave star fox 64 3D remake a crap score. You don't do that to miyamoto masterpiece stuff.

It's like shitting on Golden Eye or Dues Ex. It just can't be done ok?

Better to just buy everything like cletus does (trust no one) and sell what sucks to mobile phone gamers second hand who are used to playing shit games and love everything because they want inclusiveness in society. (ie shit coders to get awesome ratings for mere participation)

[Cletus]

Depending on what coloured pill he has to take on any given day, I go from being a completely biased xbot to a monster like Candy with a pc agenda. Today apparently, I buy everything and trust no-one.

[Candy Arse]

I think he's saying you're the gaming version of Fox Mulder?

I often wonder if his carer deliberately mixes up the pills just to see what happens....