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Candy is scared of the babies getting better than him._ No wonder he wants nintendo to focus on mobile platforms with shit controls instead of making dedicated game systems. Lot of great retro arcade fighters on switch._ capcom vs snk 2 came to the gamecube candy. Is that a baby game? Please explain to pauline.

Note the best esport gamers are young kids not old men with shit reflexes(most pc balding and greying) gamers who just bought it to make porn mods for skyrim and shitty games like witcher 3 that let you win sword fights without any skill LOL):
There is a reason hardcore games like Dark Souls were CONSOLE games and not pc ones. Because we have the superior skills. You guys just try to invade our culture like the feminists because you are jealous and wish you could win fights by clicking icons HAHAH

BTW Microsoft Minecraft is one of MS best properties now and the babies are keeping XB brand alive thanks to babies buying the skins. Lestat unlike you must realise the importance of baby gamers if technology is to advance. Since the Switch has the best portable version of MC he must know that babies create the future. Babies can't play witcher 3 because of all the adult content in it. But they can play Minecraft on Switch. Think of all that easy money selling skins. Money that can help MS fund the next zelda or pokemon or mario killer.
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CrackHED for a guy who refuses to play me at any fighting game out of fear of losing, you sure do talk a lot of shit.

Happy to play you at SF2, 3, 4 or 5 any time you're ready :)
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I thought I overheard GH say he would only challenge you on the original Street Fighter, the one with the two massive pressure buttons.
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Does GH talk in his sleep?
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You know the answer: this forum is full of psychos and if I meet you GCF is going to kill me. Can't trust this place. A lot of narcissistic types who want to prove how superior they are to others when reality is they are unable to see thier own faults.

I'm a gen x guy who had baby boomer parents so I can identify this stuff.

They were the 'me' generation (little do people know, that me-ism is a form of satanism. Ask marilyn manson) who wanted to kill off thier kids through sending them off to pointless wars, (like how the Sith sent Jedi to fight off the trade federation in the star wars prequel trilogy to wear their numbers down) abortion, (murdering kids like anakn skywalker) crappy rock music (hair metal urgh) and using shaming tactics by calling gamers potentiol school shooters for playing too much Doom. (jedi mind trick played on the public to make them fear us and ban games)

Unlike you I have nothing to prove. I can beat the 5 year old kids that beat you in matches to demonstrate to myself how better I am. No need for guidebooks like you and tomby lol

I like games that reward curiosity like zelda BOTW which is why I support nintendo and not EA or ubisoft as much. Now you may get angry at them for not giving you the best visuals but they design the best shit. Call it kiddy, call it gay, call it stuck in time nobody cares. It's what we need more of. And agreeing with Jim Sterling isn't going to give you more street cred amoungst true gamers.. Using balrog won't do jack shit as I can use him better than you. PC gamers have always wished they could have thier platform represented as the official machine used in tournaments but too bad: console version is the official tournament machine you noob. Nobody like bugs and hacks in gaming ok? Suck on that. BTW Dragonball Fighter Z is a cartoon for kids. So why is a grown man interested in playing a game on this? You must be a kiddy too!
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It's ok to admit you're scared of losing :)
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There will be a lot of violence against gamers in future. The mainstream media is already painting you ( a discord user) as a White supremecist. It Has never been more Dangerous to be a gamer than today.
To survive People need to only trust People they personally know. Many of the People working in media are pedophiles and forced to Take part in rituals. They do not like losing Power. It is not wise to Take the bait. I can monitor you from the shadows instead. You would never know you ever fought me. Then I can obtain the truth about your skill Level in stealth and safe from the evil psychos. The SJW love doxxing People. It is an age of evil. I intend to expose them. Youtube channels are already being taken down if they dońt agree with the political agenda of the left . Sad Times ahead for libertarians. You should be figuring ways on How to limit thier influence on society if you dońt want discord outlawed...
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So I restarted Zelda BoTW and I think, after 60 hours playing the game, it has finally clicked.

Love love love it.

Also really excited for DKC Tropical Freeze next month. Already own it on Wii U but having it digitally on the Switch makes total sense.
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New firmware for Switch, 5.0. Big update this one, adds like a new font.
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Eurogamer shat all over the update :lol:
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Where the fuck are my cloud saves :down:
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Well that explains why Mr Gender Dysphoria lost his shit last night.
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:lol: That'll be the main reason.
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She called me a bogan! :(

No wait, that's true. I'm more disappointed that trannies can be packing more than me.
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I just logged in and noticed I had a new private message. Thought 'Wow I hardly ever get PMs!'

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I enjoyed my private message, as much as I enjoyed playing Super Lucky's Tale for free on Game Pass. Definitely better than Mario, fresh and new with tight controls.
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Re: JASPER'S WORST NIGHTMARE! SWITCHED HACKED WIDE OPEN!!!!!

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Nintendo Switch has been hacked, with two similar exploits released in the last 24 hours following a complete dump of the console's boot ROM. The hacks are hardware-based in nature and cannot be patched by Nintendo. The only way forward for the platform holder in fully securing the console will be to revise the Nvidia Tegra X1 processor itself, patching out the boot ROM bug. In the short term, homebrew code execution is possible and a full, touch-enabled version of Linux with 3D acceleration support is now available.
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Well, that's me buying a second one then! :D
My 'dirty' one will be the greatest emulation machine in history. Timed nicely with my renewed addiction to Megadrive 2D shooters.
A second dock in the lounge will be a nice luxury aswell.
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Online gaming doomed. Couch co-op is the only way to ensure no cheating in fighting games with candy who is going to play a hacked switch to win matches..
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Twiztid Elf wrote:Well, that's me buying a second one then! :D
My 'dirty' one will be the greatest emulation machine in history. Timed nicely with my renewed addiction to Megadrive 2D shooters.
A second dock in the lounge will be a nice luxury aswell.
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Yeah this is very interesting and what could be what gets me back into emulation.
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Labo has been decently good fun.
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Ruh-roh.
The new set of educational accessories had a pretty good launch, ranking first and third with 90,410 units sold for the Variety Kit and 28,629 units for the Robot Kit, yet there is one piece of data that completes the picture and that Media Create revealed today: Labo’s kits sold only 30% of the initial shipment for both kits, which is definitely low for a first party release.

It appears that Nintendo either expected to sell a lot more, or they simply over-shipped in order to cover the following weeks without needing further shipments.

On top of this, despite the release of Labo, Switch sales decreased week-on-week, and Media Create argues that there was no noticeable traction effect on console sales.
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GeneraL CyberFunK wrote:
Twiztid Elf wrote:Well, that's me buying a second one then! :D
My 'dirty' one will be the greatest emulation machine in history. Timed nicely with my renewed addiction to Megadrive 2D shooters.
A second dock in the lounge will be a nice luxury aswell.
:up:
Yeah this is very interesting and what could be what gets me back into emulation.
The problem with doing any hacks is it will make running official games harder, considering the cost of the system I think there are better options to play emulation on the go. Anyone can use their android smart phone and a bluetooth controller to play lots of stuff now.
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Things just getting worse for Jasper.

Yuzu boots its first exclusive game.

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The BIOS hack will just speed up development since these guys have full access to all system code/files now.
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Anything that lets me backup saves is welcomed
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