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https://youtu.be/g06AbYHL1eI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

you'll hate the music, and the gameplay isn't spectacular... but there's some cool stuff there including me teabagging some dude while he is still alive, and then again after I kill him.
And there are some mighty ground pounds.

Xbox one might be a heap of shit, but all I want to play is Halo 5 ands rocket league so I couldn't care less if MS abandons the thing... i'm all set for a long time!

anyway, give me some (bad) feedback
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I loved it, that was awesome.
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Thanks man!
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Firstly the Xbox one isn't aired of shit- I think it's fine! And more importantly, that video was great! Well edited sir. Good job.
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Video was worth the watch.

Point about XBONE was spot on.

Good thread.
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What, that it MIGHT be a piece of shit?
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whoops I just realised accidentally subscribed. You aren't THAT good Jizz :P
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I was entertained. Like any good jizzlobber initiative, contact with male genitals real or virtual is a given.
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Yeah the teabag is my favourite bit, the bloke had no idea there was someone dunking their nads on his head all that time.

Thanks for the comments, and thanks for subscribing my... I rarely upload vids, was watching an old one of my old work mates fucking around, pretty funny.
I will work on my channel now I have a sub ;)
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"Sorry for watching this" :lol:

Quality teabag, nice one.
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Went in expecting to hate the music, forgot where I was ;) love Bungle! and have all the fantomas albums. Great use of the music :up:
I used to think about making one of Unreal Tournament 2004 using "Taurus the bull" but the situation never happened (and how hard was it to get video online back then :lol:)

Nice work.
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yes. ay leik ths. subbed. FOR 1 MILLION FREE POKEMON GO COINS WATCH THIS VIDEO
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I like the song too, but like I'd be in the minority.

Was listening to it and thought it would be perfect for a short montage... I don't have many highlights!
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It was no Luo Dong spiritual massage but I enjoyed it, those two epic grenade throw\kills especially the one off the cliff lol
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Heh that's chopped and sped up, that sticky went on an epic journey while I was in a gunfight below... Stuck medal popped and I knew I had to check the theatre mode.

I personally love the ground pounds, it's such a fun mechanic and smoking someone after they use a man cannon cracks me up, the impact is awesome.
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How is Halo 5, jizz?

As somebody who played and loved the every-loving shit out of all the HALOs - except for Halo 4 which I got bored of quickly, how does Halo 5 stack up?

I never got an XBOX One, because there was nothing drawing me to it - least of all another Halo effort from 343.

Am I missing out?
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many people seem to shit on the campaign because the story is pretty crap, you play as another Spartan a lot and there is a real shitty boss you have to battle over and over... however I still think it's excellent, the stupid boss is the only bit which really bothers me.

Multiplayer is easily the best in the series imo, you can't go in expecting the same old shit however... it's faster now, there's sprint and thrust bursts, clambering, ground pounds and shoulder charged.
At first it's all too much and newbies get shit on, but once you get it down you feel like a Spartan, the map is your playground.
the old halos feel so slow and limiting now.

If you have a gaming PC you can play the windows 10 version for free, this includes forge (which is AMAZING now), all multiplayer maps custom games and a server browser to find games.
fucking free!!!!

The master chief collection is an awesome package for those who love the old games, it's the best way to play all the oldies.
it was full of bugs for a long time but most have been ironed out.

are you missing out?
Halo 5 campaign is probably similar to 4 (promethians and all that), multi is a love or hate thing, I can't say if you'd love it or hate it but you can try it for free on a gaming PC

Worth youtubing HCS (halo championship series) to watch the pros do their thing, the recent st louis qualifier was full of amazing games.
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who remembers this?

just found Sticks & flips, the Halo 2 montage... it's SHIT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbVVq3t ... e=youtu.be" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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If by "SHIT" you mean "THE shit", then yeah. That was awesome.
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Yeah it's pretty cool, but the content isn't very impressive these days.
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Pat!
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Oh... that guy!
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