WAS JUST GIFTED AN XB1 CONTROLLER & NOW EVEN MORE PS3 GAMES!

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WAS JUST GIFTED AN XB1 CONTROLLER & NOW EVEN MORE PS3 GAMES!

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So I was just gifted 22 Playstation 3 games (more games are coming next week)...not sure what the fuck i'm supposed to do with them. They are all in perfect condition, with no scratches on any of the discs. :|

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I'm considering taking a dump on GTAV... :?

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Chucking Metal Gear Solid 4 in the bin... :?

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And burning Red Dead Redemption to smithereens in my oven... :?

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NO!!!!!

Take them into EB and trade them towards ARMS! We know you don't have the money to buy things at full price so those 22 games will get you at least $30 off the RRP of ARMS!
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Please explain how you were gifted these games, and why are more coming?
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One of my many sugar daddies is going through an expensive & tumultuous divorce from his wife of over 20 years, and the son he shares with his soon to be ex-wife has taken his mother's side in the divorce. :?

Therefore he's decided to punish his son, and take all his possessions away from him (gifts he had bought for his son). Next week i'm supposed to be getting about 35 XBOX 360 games... :puke:
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Record yourself destroying them and put it on youtube.
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Jasper wrote:One of my many sugar daddies is going through an expensive & tumultuous divorce from his wife of over 20 years, and the son he shares with his soon to be ex-wife has taken his mother's side in the divorce. :?

Therefore he's decided to punish his son, and take all his possessions away from him (gifts he had bought for his son). Next week i'm supposed to be getting about 35 XBOX 360 games... :puke:
You mean this guy?
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Great idea, Pilon. Although I'd also consider taking a dump on GTA4.

Realistically though, he should do what Candy suggested because rocco is probably the only forum member we have that lives so damned close to the poverty line.
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Cletus wrote:Great idea, Pilon. Although I'd also consider taking a dump on GTA4.

Realistically though, he should do what Candy suggested because rocco is probably the only forum member we have that lives so damned close to the poverty line.
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Jasper wrote: I'm considering taking a dump on GTAV... :?

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Actually might want to keep a hold of this one, it's the 9th best game of all-time, ahead of Zelda BoTW at 12.

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It's the only reason I've kept it.
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Take a photo of them next to all the Nintedno games you own.
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:lol:
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You could sell them on gumtree and buy more Switch games. EB Games is for buying preowned games to save money not for trading in old games (unless they are bad games)

Skyrim on Switch would be a good choice to buy .

1. sell on gumtree
2. use money to buy preowned games at EB Games that are good. (Eg Horizon Zero Dawn)
3. get EB games to price match the title you want with whoever is the cheapest

Keep the PS3 as an antique for when it gets really hard to find new PS3 so that in 20 years time you can sell it to gametraders for a high sum of money. (they deal in retro gaming stuff like Atari Lynx, NeoGeo, Gameboy etc the legacy gaming consoles)

There is always one or two guys who was late to the party and wants to play old games that came before they were born or before they were into the hobby and would pay more than normal people. Money is easy to come by because they work in the sex industry servicing people like Candy Arse who earns his money selling pirated nintendo roms and secretly helps nintendo make money from hacker's work by giving nintendo the hacked technology to include the roms in their NES classic portable machines which are sold at EBGames.

Ground penetrating radar reveals he has secret rooms under the hideout where he worship gold mario statue in secret which he must hide from his PC game community who shuns anyone who plays console games. He is a closet nintendo fanatic which is why he won't ignore you jasper. It is his destiny to meet you, rape you, and then fly your plane into nintendo HQ in japan to show to his PC game community and the FGC how much of a loyalist he is to PC games. (but it is all fake, he just wants all of nintendo games to be on PC as he loves their software - It's a love/hate relationship)
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What's this about you wanting to have your way with me, Candy Arse? :keke:
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2-ply Coles brand tissues? I thought you were pretending to be rich.
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As if a rich bitch like me would use povo Coles tissue? :roll:

It's for my level 1 tier clients to use to clean up after we are done. On the other hand, my level 2 tier clients get to use "Cum Kleen" personal wipes! :keke:

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So rich you trade in your games towards the next Nintendo fad when it gets released :lol:

What a high roller.
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I'd wouldn't have known this but having just gotten back from the U.S, I'd guess that the shot of GTA4 on the toilet seat isn't a shot rocco has taken. U.S toilets have a water level MUCH higher than we're used to. It's actually a bit off. Anyway, unless rocco has some strange toilet, that's a U.S toilet seat judging by that water level.
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I don't think that you can tell the water level from that photo. The inside of the bowl is in shadow. As cripplingly poor as Jasper is, I'm willing to take it at face value that his home has a flush toilet.
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Cletus wrote:I'd wouldn't have known this but having just gotten back from the U.S, I'd guess that the shot of GTA4 on the toilet seat isn't a shot rocco has taken. U.S toilets have a water level MUCH higher than we're used to. It's actually a bit off. Anyway, unless rocco has some strange toilet, that's a U.S toilet seat judging by that water level.
Ahhh, but that water has a bit of a reddish tinge to it so he could've used blood for lube.
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Yes, it does look tinged in red. I just assumed he'd stained the bowl with arse blood....But I doubt he's ever been to the U.S. and to me it does look like a higher water level than we're used to.
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So the married dude who's fucking me just brought this over to give to me....What do I do with this shit? (it's brand new and sealed) :?

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Use it for your Dolphin games on PC.
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:lol: :fight: :lol:
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WAS JUST GIFTED AN XB1 CONTROLLER & NOW EVEN MORE PS3 GAMES!

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HELP ME!!! WTF am I supposed to do? My fucking sugar daddy just came over again and handed me these massive boxed games. He won't stop bringing me all this shit! :down:

And there's still the box of 35 Xbox 360 games to come sometime soon! :cry:

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