Duke Nukem The Movie

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Duke Nukem The Movie

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Talks of possible movie about Duke Nukem are being spread around the net:
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Please make it about the 80-90s with references to horror movies with Duke being a genuine videogame character made to kill things and save women from alien rape. This is what it all boils down to: it's an Expendables movie with only 1 guy and set in modern time and violence is almost always the answer. That's it. It's 80s era Robocop but with more over the top bad guys who just so happen to not be human.
They Live needs a sequel and this could be the movie that does that under the Duke Nukem name. Also unlike the other super hero movie characters duke always works alone. He's the comic book version of what a soldier could be if given a mind of his own to kill in style. There are bosses in the movie that do not play by the rules and he is given the power/authority to do as he wishes. (keep this one out of the hands of feminists please - we know they are out there...hoping to bring the "death of gamers") Duke unlike Doom let you fly up onto the roof and inside buildings. They could even make a really good boba fett movie from this as a bonus. Duke uses his brains and aplies gadgetsd like holograms to hide and bait enemies, shrink ray to stomp on aliens, and pipe bombs to open walls to make shortcuts to get places. He is not a dumb guy but a tough guy with a sense of style in how he kills. It's not a pocorn flick. It's a serious movie (aliens are raping people, aliens look scary. Aliens kill people. Aliens actually win because the humans are weak against them. Until they decide fighting back is better. Duke is getting revenge and saving real people in real danger) with an over the top action hero. Think conan the barbarian movie from the 80s - simple story about tyrant controlling everything with mind control getting violent death as payment. The moral of the story is aliens want to fuck and rape pretty girls and nobody fucking cares accept duke nukem. That's why he is special and aliens failed. It wasn't Lo Wang or Doom Guy or Optimus Prime. Lo was busy watching hentai videos when it all happened, Doom Guy wasn't on earth and Optimus only fights other robots. Serious Sam? Was playing Balls of Steel and couldn't pause the game to help his generic sounding buddy as he was trying to get the high score on the day of the event.
We find out why nobodyu gave a shit because the chemtrails the aliens were using on humans made them apathetic to invasions and the effect of these chemicals only made Duke more concerned for the public's safety instead of making him lazier/weaker/more focused on what was on tv which the aliens could not plan against as his body evolved to resist poison and mind control weapons to be able to see the alien threat for what it really was. (or it could be the shades which he found lying on the floor near a church)
"A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad." -Shigeru Miyamoto
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