April Fool's

[Ambrose Burnside]

So far I've received an email to enrol at the GeForce Academy of Gaming (GAG) which I so desperately want to be real. Especially keen on this unit:

CRY 102 - Crysis: You Still Can't Run It

A philosophical discussion on the limits of human technology. Experienced professors invite students to imagine a distant future of supercomputing capable of running 2007's Crysis on medium settings.

Ubisoft have a little text-based game hidden in Uplay but the reward isn't much

[pilonv1]

Eevee is going to fight Evil in New Japan Pro Wrestling

[unfnknblvbl]

CRY 102 - Crysis: You Still Can't Run It

A philosophical discussion on the limits of human technology. Experienced professors invite students to imagine a distant future of supercomputing capable of running 2007's Crysis on medium settings.

It's funny because it's true! I think I've managed to skip right over a tiny window of time where it was possible to play Crysis, and now the game simply won't run at all for me!

[Madmya]

If eevee evolves, look out...