Candy Arse vs Pat: Pimp Challenge (GTA, Alan Wake + 2 duds)

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 26 Jul 2006 10:44 pm

If that game bombs and costs me this contest I'm going to steal Cage's wife in true Agony style.

t0mby · Post by **t0mby** » 26 Jul 2006 10:46 pm

Pffft, Candy edited his post 5 times!
I think hes past his prime.
I smell a rat!
Thats why Im backing Pat
You know its true,
Oh Games Ranch crew
WHatcha gonna do
when The Outsider comes down on you?

*Is bored*

Pat · Post by **Pat** » 26 Jul 2006 10:46 pm

Also: major props if one of us happens to pick an Edge 10.

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 26 Jul 2006 10:48 pm

t0mby wrote:Pffft, Candy edited his post 5 times!
I think hes past his prime.
I smell a rat!
Thats why Im backing Pat
You know its true,
Oh Games Ranch crew
WHatcha gonna do
when The Outsider comes down on you?

*Is bored*

That's all well and good, but here's a poem that doesn't rhyme:

Pat edited his 10 times
So fuck you

t0mby · Post by **t0mby** » 26 Jul 2006 10:52 pm

Yeah but ummm, he was changing the rules and stuff and things to suit you Candy. Yeah, thats it, right Pat? *Slips Pat a tenner*

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 26 Jul 2006 10:56 pm

Better slip me a tenner too, because it suited me far more to keep my original ten. I requested limitations so I didn't bomb the shit out of Pat like I was the US and he was some third world country.

Madmya · Post by **Madmya** » 26 Jul 2006 10:56 pm

ooo he's gone for Mass Effect. I'm liking that list more too, but I'd rather GTA 4 not be there at all. Never heard of Heavy Rain either, sounds abstract though.

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 26 Jul 2006 10:58 pm

I'm a GTA whore, I can't go without it. Heavy Rain is the next game by the team of crack-addicts behind Fahrenheit, a game made famous for being shit after Pat gave it three-dozen online headjobs.

t0mby · Post by **t0mby** » 26 Jul 2006 10:59 pm

Pat · Post by **Pat** » 27 Jul 2006 08:41 am

Candy Arse wrote:I'm a GTA whore, I can't go without it. Heavy Rain is the next game by the team of crack-addicts behind Fahrenheit, a game made famous for being shit after Pat gave it three-dozen online headjobs.

So did you.

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 27 Jul 2006 09:00 am

Only a dozen, which came from your recommendation. Thanks a lot.

Pat · Post by **Pat** » 27 Jul 2006 10:38 am

Well I guess the issue will be resolved once this thread reaches its conclusion.

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 27 Jul 2006 12:05 pm

Well if worse comes to worse at least I'll have stolen someone's wife.

Pat · Post by **Pat** » 27 Jul 2006 12:14 pm

Spoonfan · Post by **Spoonfan** » 27 Jul 2006 01:55 pm

Twiztid Elf · Post by **Twiztid Elf** » 27 Jul 2006 06:10 pm

I count 3 'sure-things' for Pat V 6 'sure-things' for Candy.
Candy ftw.

Pat · Post by **Pat** » 27 Jul 2006 06:13 pm

There's no such thing as a "sure thing"

Ambrose Burnside · Post by **Ambrose Burnside** » 27 Jul 2006 08:33 pm

Holy shit, Candy's new list is even better than his original!

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 27 Jul 2006 10:49 pm

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 27 Jul 2006 10:52 pm

I'm not even going back to page two to confirm this.

Candy Wins.

Pat · Post by **Pat** » 28 Jul 2006 12:20 am

You'll all see.

GreyWizzard · Post by **GreyWizzard** » 28 Jul 2006 12:23 am

I'm still backing Pat, as opposed to Candy "I got scared and no longer have faith in Madden" Arse. I'm sorry, I just don't trust a person who changes horses midstream.

selfish · Post by **selfish** » 28 Jul 2006 12:33 am

pat's fucked cause he's picking games he likes the sound of and hopes will be good, while candy's picking games he knows will be good

good luck pat
you will need it

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 28 Jul 2006 08:11 am

GreyWizzard wrote:I'm still backing Pat, as opposed to Candy "I got scared and no longer have faith in Madden" Arse. I'm sorry, I just don't trust a person who changes horses midstream.

Is this a joke post? Dummy, the reason I capped my sequels is simply because THE ORIGINAL LIST I HAD WOULD HAVE SMOKED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF PAT, AT LEAST NOW THERE IS SOME SORT OF CONTEST AS I'VE FORCED MYSELF TO TAKE CHANCES ON OTHER RISKIER GAMES I AM STILL VERY INTERESTED IN LIKE THE NEXT-TITLE IN THE SERIES OF GAMES BY A GROUP OF FRENCH COCAINE ABUSERS. MAYBE NOW THAT I'VE SAID THIS FOR THE 215762157TH TIME IT MIGHT GET THROUGH

Also

@ me being a one-game-wonder when I talk about Madden, and then having no faith in Madden when I decide to drop it as an example of why I'm more than a one-game-wonder.

I'd happily go back to my previous list, because I'm quite sure I'll do better with Resident Evil 5 over Heavy Rain, but what's the point? Pat pretty much split the line on sequels/original and I see no reason why I can't do the same in that case.

GreyWizzard · Post by **GreyWizzard** » 28 Jul 2006 09:01 am

I was enjoying your original list. I saw no issues with you backing established franchises. If they are the titles you thought would be the ones to do well, then you should have kept backing them. I saw no reason for you to add rules and limit what you could vote for.

Bring back the original list I say!

---edit---

This is a contest to see who has better pimping skills and who has the better taste in games. You should be backing the games you like and feel will do well. Not force yourself to back some new games you think might do alright but are totally unsure of. That doesn't make any sense. If you wanna back Madden then back it. It is the game you love, and the game you feel will do the best. If you want to back other franchises then go for it. The only one who seems to be stopping you from doing this is you.