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Gees. news.com.au thinks the Switch is a must own gadget.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/home- ... 8b5d20d252" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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TIME MAGAZINE CROWNS NINTENDO SWITCH THE GADGET OF THE YEAR!

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Was that an attempt to troll? :lol:

Saying that a shitty website like http://www.news.com.au" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; think the Nintendo Switch is a "must own gadget", but yet you posting a positive article they wrote about Xbox One X? :?

You're a fucking idiot because just yesterday the internationally acclaimed TIME MAGAZINE named the Nintendo Switch as ONE OF THE 25 BEST INVENTIONS OF 2017 along the likes of the iPhone X and Tesla Model 3. :up:

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Wait, the Switch isn't the must own gadget? It's an xbox?
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I'm afraid not! :cry:

According to the irrelevant http://www.news.com.au" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - Xbox One X is a "must own gadget".

I guess Nintendo will just have to settle for being named as one of the 25 BEST INVENTIONS OF 2017 by the phenomenally acclaimed TIME MAGAZINE. :cry:
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Madmya wrote:Gees. news.com.au thinks the Switch is a must own gadget.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/home- ... 8b5d20d252" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Great articles - lines up with Forbes talking about it being a smashing success.

Fair to say Microsoft have had the best console launch this year.
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Tomby, you just got yourself another 15 minute ban (which should technically be finished at the time of this post). Please try to make better choices.

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They are both amazing. Switch currently more for the software and XB1-X for giving us power in consoles again. If you play 3rd party titles as the bulk of your gaming time you should feel good. Hope it doesn't overheat.. Sony basically killed them both this gen. If it fails the xbox brand is finished, so everyone buy one if you like smooth framerates. 60fps at 1080p should have been the minimum at the start of the gen at least for racers and action titles with twtich gamepley. Open world action titles with speed I can forgive being 30fps and open world RPG like ES games may not need such high framerate. I think MS has leanred its lesson and going back to brute force method of winning. (but it might mean games get shallow the more next gen the graphics become as budgets balloon up forcing developers to have to appeal to the widest audience to profit. We should be careful of game industry collapse as less and less people can afford to pay for the hobby. Also what if the workers revolt due to shitty conditions and deliberatly make shit games like ET to bring on the doom deliberately as a form of protest? EA would be dead. Nintendo would survive since they got tshirts and theme parks now, not to mention porn on pornhub)
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Cletus wrote:Tomby, you just got yourself another 15 minute ban (which should technically be finished at the time of this post). Please try to make better choices.

If we can't play nice, I may have to lock this shitty thread.
Yeah tomby. Make better choices. Next time you should wait for Xbox One X not buy only consoles that have the sony brand on them.
Also cletus warn them that feminists are trying to take down game boards by infiltrating the communities. Did you remember that old episode of the Smurfs when Garamell created a female smurf? That's what the SJWs plan is to make us all fight each other and it works. Then BAM all the games have female leads in the stories because they (feminist workers) fucked their way to get what they wanted because the females blackmail them that if they don't get what they want they can accuse the top guy in the company of rape.

If there is ever a sequel to Duke Nukem again it will be attacked all over the internet by third wave feminists. It all started when they took out Dildo bats from Saints Row. Then banned GTA5 from sale at department stores. Now they are demonising masculinity altogether and trying to train little boys to act like girls in schools. These people infest society from all corners of the world. If the mods here don't enforce rules this place is going to end up like all those american boards where you are tone policed and banned based on favouritism by the moderator.(who usually ends up becoming a narcissist that surrounds himself with yes men and becomes a control freak)
Does anyone remember the days of Final Fight on the SNES where they censored the females in it because it was thought that you couldn't hit them back if they hit you? Well they want to bring down violence against women when most moral people belive hitting women is ok because they are the agressor most of the time. It would be sexist to not hit them back as feminists believe that we are all the same.

I'm happy that nintendo is still the only company that didn't cave into the SJW by turning the main characters into women but Sony often does that. (eg not letting us have a male protagonist for Horizon Zero Dawn but SJWs want nintendo to give them a female Link)
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VALKYRIA CHRONICLES 4 ANNOUNCED FOR NINTENDO SWITCH!!!

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VALKYRIA CHRONICLES 4 ANNOUNCED FOR NINTENDO SWITCH

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Sega announced earlier today that a new game in its fantasy WWII strategy series, Valkyria Chronicles 4, is set for release in 2018 on Nintendo Switch.

The Valkyria Chronicles series started in 2008 with a release on the PS3, and then continued with two more games on the PSP. Seeing this previously PlayStation-focused series come to Nintendo Switch is a huge deal, and it shows the dedication that Sega has to Nintendo’s latest console.

Unlike Valkyria Chronicles 3, which was never localised, this new game has been confirmed to be coming to the West.
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Nintendo Switch is truly proving itself to be the ultimate gaming system for JRPGs. The following are just some of the more highly anticipated JRPGs in development (and all besides three of the below are EXCLUSIVE to Nintendo Switch)... :up:

* Xenoblade Chronicles 2

* Dragon Quest XI

* Fire Emblem (Brand new mainline game)

* Shin Megami Tensei 4

* Phantasy Star Online 2

* Octopath Traveler (Brand new Square-Enix IP)

* Secret of Mana Collection

* Pokemon

* Tales Of... (Namco)

* Valkyria Chronicles 4
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Almost thought it was an exclusive, but that doesn’t seem to be the case as it will be available on PS4/XB1 too.
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Jasper wrote:Nintendo Switch is truly proving itself to be the ultimate gaming system for JRPGs. The following are just some of the more highly anticipated JRPGs in development (and all besides three of the below are EXCLUSIVE to Nintendo Switch)... :up:

* Xenoblade Chronicles 2

* Dragon Quest XI

* Fire Emblem (Brand new mainline game)

* Shin Megami Tensei 4

* Phantasy Star Online 2

* Octopath Traveler (Brand new Square-Enix IP)

* Secret of Mana Collection

* Pokemon

* Tales Of... (Namco)

* Valkyria Chronicles 4
Pretty sure PSO2 has been out for years.
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Even if they are not exclusive there is value in being able to play some of this stuff on the go. Let Sony MS dominate the UHD home theatre space. Nintendo need to focus on all those little developers that want to make lower budget stuff at high quality to the masses at affordable cost.
Step 1: port wii and wii u stuff to the Switch now that they are on cartridges and can be taken on the go. (Switch is not backward compatible with last gen. Plus not many people bought a Wii U so the games on that platform would seem new to the people buying a Switch who skipped Wii U. Eg Xenoblade Chronicles X)

Step 2: sequels to good gams from last gen. Mario Maker 2. Skyrim 2. (yes make an expansion pack that is exclusive to Switch to increase the chances of people buying one just to see content. A mere port of an existing game is great but now that they bought it, why not give Bethesda a moneyhat to create new quests?)

Step 3: encourage developers to do more ports of old xbox 360 games and ps3 games. Sony got Borderlands 2 on the vita. But how about trying to port the 3 games to Switch? 1, 2 and the pre-sequel? Wouldn't mind seeing Fallout 3, Fallout NV and fallout 4 on there. When the Switch Pro comes out these games can run better.

Step 4: reimagining of old handheld games like Golden Sun. Square enix does it all the time. Sony is getting Secret of Mana redone for current gen, so you can re-do Golden Sun. Do it. 3DS got remakes of old Fire Emblem games and Metroid 2 Samus Returns was a sucess. Now look to some of the RPG stuff from the gameboy Advance.

Pad remakes between major releases. Eg HD remake of Sinand punishment in between starfox. You don't want too many of the same genre in one time period. (unless you are Electronic Arts and you want to betray your own partner and buy them out when they fail to get noticed lol)
Then make sequels to these amazing twitch shooters!
These are the types of games hardcore gamers buy the hardware for just to play the game. Remember the hardcore gamers. Fuck the casuals and fuck Jim Sterling skits poking fun at them. On second thought: Maybe you can please both like sega try to do with Sonic fans by making the shit new games for the kids who like lock on platformers and the retro ones (ie Sonic Mania) for the older audience who want real gameplay. Just dno't favour one over the other like you did with Donkey Kong Country Returns with FORCED waggle. If it's not necessary to put in casual-only control systems, then don't exclude hardcore control options. You should be able to choose between the two like how you can choose automatic transmission or manual transmission for cars. More options is better than less. Say that 100 times so you don't forget it. Mario KArt 8 is an example because it gave an option to use motion sensing steering or analogue stick steering. Don't understand why Mario Odyssey needs the waggle...
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First review of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 from respectable outlet Famitsu.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch) – 9/9/8/9 [35/40]
Read more at https://gematsu.com/2017/11/famitsu-rev ... zsvTpPS.99" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Same score as Sonic Forces :up:

Who’s picking this up? Release date, Dec 1. I’ll wait for more reviews.
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low score for a paid review.
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NINTENDO SWITCH NAMED TIME MAGAZINE GADGET OF THE YEAR :up:

http://time.com/5029999/top-10-gadgets-2017/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Absolutely well deserved.

Top 3 for those interested:

1: Nintendo Switch
2: Pencil Sharpener Dispenser
3: Cheese grater.
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I feel a thread title change coming on.
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So not only did TIME MAGAZINE crown the Nintendo Switch as ONE OF THE 25 BEST INVENTIONS OF 2017 (along the likes of the iPhone X and Tesla Model).... :)

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TIME MAGAZINE have also just today crowned the Nintendo Switch as THE BEST GADGET OF 2017!!! :up:

In fact, according to TIME...the SNES Mini is also the SUPERIOR gadget to the Xbox One X. :shock:

Here is Time's gadget of the year ranking in order... :wink:

10. Sony Alpha A7R III

9. Apple Watch 3

8. Xbox One X

7. Amazon Echo (second generation)

6. Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES) Classic

5. Samsung Galaxy S8

4. DJI Spark

3. Microsoft Surface Laptop

2. Apple iPhone X

1. Nintendo Switch

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I feel the above post should have a trigger warning.
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There it is. Feels good!. :rock:
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Talk about a one-eighty!!! :shock:

Fat fuck Jim Sterling has uploaded a 15 minute video explaining why he has fallen in love with the Nintendo Switch - and how much of a superior gaming experience it offers over the PS4/XB1/PC. He also makes a very good point about the Nintendo Switch now being the best platform to play the world's best indie games.
He also recently uploaded two videos about Super Mario Odyssey.

He absolutely LOVES the motion controls and also said Super Mario Odyssey is the BEST Mario game he has ever played. Even lazy fat fuck "self respecting" hardcore gamer Jim Sterling gave the motion controls in this game a fair go, and discovered he actually enjoys it. 8)
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So Doom on Switch at 30fps with N64 quality textures at a low resolution is superior to the PC version. Sure thing :lol:
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Nope - but it seems like Bethesda's other game THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM for Nintendo Switch is SUPERIOR to every other version (PC/PS4/XB1)... :lol: :up:

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