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Re: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WINS GAME CRITICS AWARDS E3 BEST OF

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Jasper wrote:What's "stupid" is a JUDAS of the gaming industry like yourself, even having the audacity to post on a gaming message-board. :down:

Do you think everyone here has forgotten that you were basically the only one that was adamantly fighting in favour of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM strategy? :roll:

Whilst your sisterhood of xbots were up in arms and actually doing something about Microsoft's attempt to strip gamers of their consumer rights, YOU were posting comment after comment DEFENDING Microsoft's DRM strategy. :redface:

Search your history of posts, gutter stench pussy lips! There is post after post of you defending Microsoft's DRM strategy in which you comment that Microsoft were left with no other alternative, and you even spouted garbage about how used games should not be compared to other used goods (like cars, bags etc) in which manufacturers have no further rights over sold goods, and that game developers deserve a cut of used game sales. :lol:

What a vile Microsoft cum pig you are, siding with the multi-billion dollar conglomerate attempting to destroy game ownership! :down:

YET ON THE OTHER HAND....

Here you are in this thread POST AFTER POST advocating for gamers to buy an emulator, and to then COMMIT A CRIME and ILLEGALLY download and STEAL ROMS. Software piracy is a CRIMINAL act, hence making you GutterCUNT - no different to a child molester, or murderer, or sex offender. :shock:

So in conclusion...you advocate for Microsoft to strip gamers of their consumer rights, but you also advocate for gamers to commit a crime and steal from Nintendo. :?

What a fucking mess you are. Go kill yourself! :suicide:
Preowned sales will never go away. Any more than pirating music did.

There will always be poor guys who have no job trying to figure out a way to get shit for free.

Hopefully MS have learned the lesson that gamers do not want to buy only digital and prefer buying something that can be resold for something. It's never going to change. They may WANT everyone to just avoid the second hand market but there are titles that don't appear anymore on the digital stores and owning a copy protects you against this. Example I want to buy Scott Pilgrim on the PS3 but it wasn't on the store anymore. If it had been a physical release you could have the option to buy it off ebay or gumtree.

We must never let greedy corporations have the freedom to limit how we buy things. MS have to look at this realistically like the way trading card collectors look at the value of trading cards that are rare: those rare cards are what make collecting exciting and the idea you have something others don't plays into the narcissism of people who like to make others jealous of them. Like when you observe everyone in the street who has the same make and model of car as each other and they look boring while yours is different and unique and unusual which causes people to look at yours and think you are cooler than them for having something they don't. Same thing I think with game collectors. (I'm not one, I just have a collection because I play lots of games not to use them as some kind of trophies to show how "hardcore" I am to others or for a show of status.)

When MS try to limit consumer rights they pretty much demonstrated they were not hardcore to the gaming community and lost the cool factor that makes people like a brand. The corporate greed got in the way of brand image and consumer loyalty and now they let Sony dominate this gen. People want to OWN the things they buy and I hope all of them understand that. If you own a Ferrari and there is only a few hundred made of it, then you feel good knowing you are not like the other million people around you. Same concept exists with owning rare games. You want to one day say"this thing I have in my possession is worth a certain thing to some people in the collector community who do not have it or have a means to obtain it. I want to sell it to get something I want that I value even more than this"
And this is something you see in the action figure scene too. Games for this reason as physical releases and sold on the second hand market will never go away so long as people are narcissistic and buy things for status reasons to make themselves feel more special than others. It's just a utopian ideal to have everyone want to purchase shit from servers. The greedy guy wants to be able to edit what content is in the title and this can sometimes ruin what the work was when released originally. (a danger to consumers if the company wants to deliberately wreck their own games to get you to upgrade to the new game earlier. Not letting them control what you bought with your own money is a fundamental right of the buyer imo)
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Re: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WINS GAME CRITICS AWARDS E3 BEST OF

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Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy is 2017's Best Selling Game of 2017 in just 2 Days, beating the likes of Zelda Breath of the Wild and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe :shock:
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Re: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WINS GAME CRITICS AWARDS E3 BEST OF

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Candy Arse wrote:
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Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy is 2017's Best Selling Game of 2017 in just 2 Days, beating the likes of Zelda Breath of the Wild and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe :shock:
So even Horizon is rated higher and sells more than Zelda? :lol:
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Re: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WINS GAME CRITICS AWARDS E3 BEST OF

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Huge year for Sony!

New IP Horizon outsells Zelda and beats it as its own game
Platform mascot Crash Bandicoot outsells Mario
Spider-Man wins E3 2017 Game of Show

They're killing it!
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Re: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WINS GAME CRITICS AWARDS E3 BEST OF

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just for the fucking UK! :redface:

BITCH...try a WORLD LEADER in the gaming market like the United States....which fucking ANNIHILATES the UK gaming market!!! :lol:

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In AMERICA....Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the BEST SELLING GAME OF 2017, Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the SECOND BEST SELLING GAME OF 2017, and of course Nintendo Switch is the BEST SELLING GAMING SYSTEM OF 2017!!! :up: :up: :up:

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The below is as of TODAY, and you will see the Nintendo Switch is SOLD OUT in every single major store in the United States. Every new shipment of Switch units...it SELLS OUT IMMEDIATELY!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Switch at GameStop (America's largest video-game chain of stores)...SOLD OUT! (http://www.gamestop.com/nintendo-switch ... con/141820" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Switch at Best Buy (America's largest chain of stores for electronic goods)...SOLD OUT! (http://www.bestbuy.com/site/nintendo-sw ... Id=5670003" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Switch at Target (One of America's largest department stores)...SOLD OUT! (http://www.target.com/p/nintendo-174-sw ... A-52189185" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Switch at K-Mart (One of America's largest department stores)...SOLD OUT! (http://www.kmart.com/search=nintendo%20switch" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Switch at Toys R Us (America's largest kids store)...SOLD OUT! (http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.js ... age=family" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Switch at Walmart (America's largest department store)... SOLD OUT!(https://www.walmart.com/ip/Nintendo-Swi ... A/55449981" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;). :shock:
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Re: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WINS GAME CRITICS AWARDS E3 BEST OF

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So stock shortages = sold out.
Well done Sony, destroying the switch in sales on Amazon America as well. :thumbsup:

Here's the current best sellers from America.
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Re: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY WINS GAME CRITICS AWARDS E3 BEST OF

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OMFG....Splatoon 2 pre-orders in Japan have skyrocketed to 800K copies!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

With THOUSANDS of Japs still having to line up every week in Japan to enter a store raffle for the chance to purchase a Nintendo Switch...it's going to be a BLOOD BATH in Japan once Splatoon 2 is released later this month! :cry:

http://realgamernewz.com/52565/splatoon ... n-hit-800k" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: SPLATOON 2 PRE-ORDERS IN JAPAN SKYROCKETS TO 800K COPIES

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Realgamernewz.com :lol:

Their source is COMG:
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So in other words, 800 copies sold! :lol:
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flipswitch wrote:So stock shortages = sold out.
Well done Sony, destroying the switch in sales on Amazon America as well. :thumbsup:

Here's the current best sellers from America.
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Oh snap! PlayStation is dominating in the US and the UK!

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flipswitch wrote:Realgamernewz.com :lol:

Their source is COMG:
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So in other words, 800 copies sold! :lol:
Holy shit, Jasper fucking obliterated :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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flipswitch wrote:Realgamernewz.com :lol:

Their source is COMG:
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So in other words, 800 copies sold! :lol:
Holy shit. Nintend0wned. :lol:
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Re: SPLATOON 2 PRE-ORDERS IN JAPAN SKYROCKETS TO 800K COPIES

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Pack 1 DLC is now available for download.... :up:
DLC PACK 1:

Trial of the Sword
When you get to a certain sacred location, you can take on the new "Trial of the Sword" challenge. Face an onslaught of enemies, one wave after another. Link starts the challenge without any equipment or weapons. When all the enemies in a room are defeated, Link proceeds to the next. Clear all the trials (about 45 rooms in total), and the true power of the Master Sword awakens.

Hero's Path Mode
This new map feature shows the path Link has walked through Hyrule from the last 200 hours of gameplay. Use the time tracker bar to see where you've spent the most time and where you have yet to explore. There's bound to be more adventures and maybe a shrine or two on the road less traveled.

Hard Mode
In Hard Mode, enemies gradually regain health, so take them out as quickly as possible. All enemies are also powered up by one level. For example, Red Bokoblins in Normal mode are now Blue Bokoblins. Enemies can also have higher maximum levels than they would in Normal mode. Look up, and you may also find enemies and treasure chests in the sky!

Travel Medallion
Somewhere in the world, there is a chest with a Travel Medallion inside. When you use this, you can register your current location as a fast travel point on the map. You can only register one location using the Travel Medallion.

More Armor
There are 8 treasure chests placed around Hyrule containing armor themed after previous The Legend of Zelda titles. Watch for tips as to the whereabouts of these chests as you travel around Hyrule.

Korok Mask
The Korok Mask is also hidden in a treasure chest somewhere in the world. While wearing this mask, it shakes whenever Link is near a hidden Korok location. There are 900 Koroks hiding in Hyrule, so this should help you discover quite a few of them.

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Additional Masks/Costumes...

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I'm also really looking forward to the additional BOTW amiibo's... :)

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Gold! :lol: :lol: :nana:
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You can really see the difference between the Wii U and Switch versions of the BOTW DLC. The Switch version is clearly more sharp and lush, whilst the Wii U version is washed out and has frame-rate drops.
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$500 extra for a TINY difference :lol:

Then you've got Nintendo charging $30 for a useful feature that should be part of the game!
Hero's Path Mode
This new map feature shows the path Link has walked through Hyrule from the last 200 hours of gameplay. Use the time tracker bar to see where you've spent the most time and where you have yet to explore. There's bound to be more adventures and maybe a shrine or two on the road less traveled.
Wow. Just wow :lol:
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Test Drive Unlimited had that feature. It's 2006 all over again.
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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017- ... f-the-year" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
For 2017 to date, Crash is the year's second biggest launch overall - behind multiplatform release Ghost Recon Wildlands.
Congrats Crash Bandicoot on outselling Zelda and Mario!
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We already had this discussion you fucking clown, it's for the UK only (plus you do know that Crash's RRP is almost HALF the RRP of Zelda: BOTW?)... :redface:

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Jasper wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just for the fucking UK! :redface:

BITCH...try a WORLD LEADER in the gaming market like the United States....which fucking ANNIHILATES the UK gaming market!!! :lol:

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In AMERICA....Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the BEST SELLING GAME OF 2017, Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the SECOND BEST SELLING GAME OF 2017, and of course Nintendo Switch is the BEST SELLING GAMING SYSTEM OF 2017!!! :up: :up: :up:

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So you're saying Zelda is overpriced and that Crash is much better value with 3 games for 40% cheaper?

Congrats to Crash Bandicoot, UKs biggest selling game this year just beating out Horizon in second place. PS4 the gamers!
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I never liked Crash back in the days. Running out of the screen just seems like a bad gameplay idea to me. I know that's only a handful of levels, but the rest of the game doesn't seem all that compelling either. I hired it out a few times from the video store, and it just didn't appeal to me. Considering it came out around the same time as Mario64, it was easy to bypass back then.

This Zelda dlc doesn't seem very compelling either.
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Re: SPLATOON 2 PRE-ORDERS IN JAPAN SKYROCKETS TO 800K COPIES

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Jasper wrote: Horse Armor
Corrected.
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Jasper wrote:We already had this discussion you fucking clown, it's for the UK only (plus you do know that Crash's RRP is almost HALF the RRP of Zelda: BOTW?)... :redface:

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Jasper wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just for the fucking UK! :redface:

BITCH...try a WORLD LEADER in the gaming market like the United States....which fucking ANNIHILATES the UK gaming market!!! :lol:

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In AMERICA....Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the BEST SELLING GAME OF 2017, Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the SECOND BEST SELLING GAME OF 2017, and of course Nintendo Switch is the BEST SELLING GAMING SYSTEM OF 2017!!! :up: :up: :up:

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Did we?

All I can remember is you crowing about 800 pre-orders for Splatoon 1.5 in Japan.
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Re: ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD PACK 1 DLC NOW AVAILABLE!!!

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Twiztid Elf wrote:This Zelda dlc doesn't seem very compelling either.
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DLC Pack 2 is definitely the one people are most anticipating. It includes a brand new story, a brand new dungeon, additional challenges, etc. :)
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