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 SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY (NINTENDO SWITCH) - 72 HOURS TO GO!!! 
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Typical heterosexual male pigs unable to appreciate a good old fashioned Broadway inspired musical! :down:

I'm sure a professional gay like GeneraL CyberFunK would absolutely love the commercial! :wink:


Be careful who you stereotype - I'm a white hererosexual alpha male who could crush you with one hand, and I took my wife to see the Aladdin musical a few weeks ago and I enjoyed it tremendously as I have other musicals I've seen.

Typical fake homosexual/transexual/whatever your gimmick is this week male/female assuming only gay people appreciate musicals.

Fact is, that ad is fucking lame.


11 Oct 2017 06:35 pm
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Uniqlo's Nintendo themed t-shirt collection has now launched globally (including here in Australia) across Uniqlo stores and online (http://www.uniqlo.com.au)... :up:

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Before I forget, do any of these "fashion items" come made for active, athletic males? The only people seen wearing this stuff are kids, or adults with the physique of a 12-year old girl. You know, people like you who are too scared to enter the weights section of a gym.


11 Oct 2017 06:36 pm
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Is this gentleman "active & athletic" enough for you? 8)

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11 Oct 2017 06:53 pm
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Whores are also loving it... :up:

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11 Oct 2017 06:57 pm
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Meanwhile as the sexy millennial fashionistas are partying in clubs dressed in Nintendo, the grotty & revoltingly unfuckable xbots are having a sausage party crowdsurfing an Xbox One X console... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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11 Oct 2017 07:14 pm
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Is this gentleman "active & athletic" enough for you? 8)

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A weak, feeble, underfed, shapeless cardio bunny. Probably the best a Nintendo fan could hope for :lol:

You people are pathetic


11 Oct 2017 07:20 pm
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Only betas like musicals.


11 Oct 2017 08:57 pm
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Candy Arse wrote:
Jasper wrote:
Is this gentleman "active & athletic" enough for you? 8)

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A weak, feeble, underfed, shapeless cardio bunny. Probably the best a Nintendo fan could hope for :lol:

You people are pathetic


So hold on.. did.. did you just basically body shame someone so you could

1. The model in this promotion for the mens clothing is a gent by the name of Miguel Southee
2. He's actually a model for Uniqlo but he's actually a pretty handy Parkour enthusiast.
3. Uniqlo's target market is not body builders.. it's more japanese people really and this is the style they aspire to currently.

4. Here's a video of said model doing some pretty standard fare and athetlic parkour stuff which shows that he's neither weak, or feeble. You'll find most body builders can't do this.. nor do they have the desire to either.. which isn't a bad thing btw.


5. You will find most Parkour athletes and enthusiasts aren't big guys and prefer mobility, agility and want to be relatively light on their feet for their passion.

6. Here is a picture of Roger Federer.
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He's athletic, he's strong in his chosen field.. possibly one of the strongest and most athletic players to have graced a tennis court. He's not weak.. he's not feeble.. he's not underfed and his body has been shaped and trained so that he is the best in his field... He's is more successful than you could ever hope to be and strangely enough.. he'd look fine in a Uniqlo Nintendo shirt.

So in short - could you fucking not?


11 Oct 2017 09:12 pm
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GeneraL CyberFunK wrote:
Candy Arse wrote:
Jasper wrote:
Is this gentleman "active & athletic" enough for you? 8)

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A weak, feeble, underfed, shapeless cardio bunny. Probably the best a Nintendo fan could hope for :lol:

You people are pathetic


So hold on.. did.. did you just basically body shame someone so you could

1. The model in this promotion for the mens clothing is a gent by the name of Miguel Southee
2. He's actually a model for Uniqlo but he's actually a pretty handy Parkour enthusiast.
3. Uniqlo's target market is not body builders.. it's more japanese people really and this is the style they aspire to currently.

4. Here's a video of said model doing some pretty standard fare and athetlic parkour stuff which shows that he's neither weak, or feeble. You'll find most body builders can't do this.. nor do they have the desire to either.. which isn't a bad thing btw.


5. You will find most Parkour athletes and enthusiasts aren't big guys and prefer mobility, agility and want to be relatively light on their feet for their passion.

6. Here is a picture of Roger Federer.
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He's athletic, he's strong in his chosen field.. possibly one of the strongest and most athletic players to have graced a tennis court. He's not weak.. he's not feeble.. he's not underfed and his body has been shaped and trained so that he is the best in his field... He's is more successful than you could ever hope to be and strangely enough.. he'd look fine in a Uniqlo Nintendo shirt.

So in short - could you fucking not?


If you don't mind, let me troll in peace. I know precisely who this is and what he does.

Save your rage for the SSM marriage debacle in the other thread. This thread is for trolling Jasper.


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I wish we had a better comparison of his other forearm. Always cracks me up how his right forearm is way bigger than his left.


11 Oct 2017 09:17 pm
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GeneraL CyberFunK wrote:
He's more successful than you could ever hope to be


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Candy Arse > :fight


11 Oct 2017 09:22 pm
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If you don't mind, let me troll in peace. I know precisely who this is and what he does.

Save your rage for the SSM marriage debacle in the other thread. This thread is for trolling Jasper.


If you did.. you'd have picked your battle/subject better. I assumed you were better than this.

Hardly rage... more along the lines that I don't pick and choose when to do the right thing.


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Jasper wrote:
I'm sure a professional gay like GeneraL CyberFunK would absolutely love the commercial! :wink:


No. I didn't.
1. Musicals like this do nothing for me.
2. It *does* look like Sonic Adventure.


11 Oct 2017 09:31 pm
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This game is choc full of "Kingdoms" and only one kingdom has a metropolitan theme (i.e. "Metro Kingdom" with "New Donk City" as the capital city), so the idea that the game as a whole is anything like Sonic Adventure is just baffling.... :?

Watch the below 3 brand new commercials from Nintendo Japan for a better idea of the huge diversity of the different kingdoms within the game! :wink:

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OMG! :shock: :shock: :shock:

EDGE just awarded Super Mario Odyssey a perfect 10/10 review! :up: :up: :up:

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As if no one saw that coming. I expect the Xmas issue will be bundled with yet another Nintendo poster too cos you know, money hats.

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12 Oct 2017 04:14 am
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EDGE 10/10 Games so far.

Super Mario 64 (1996)
Gran Turismo (1997)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
Half-Life 2 (2004)
Halo 3 (2007)
The Orange Box (2007)
Super Mario Galaxy (2007)
Grand Theft Auto IV (2008)
LittleBigPlanet (2008)
Bayonetta (2009)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010)
Rock Band 3 (2010)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (2011)
The Last of Us (2013)
Grand Theft Auto V (2013)
Bayonetta 2 (2014)
Bloodborne (2015)
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017)
Super Mario Odyssey (2017)

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EDGE 10/10 Games so far.

Super Mario 64 (1996)
Gran Turismo (1997)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
Bayonetta (2009)
Grand Theft Auto V (2013)
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (2017)
Super Mario Odyssey (2017)


Edge got about half of those 10's wrong imo.
The list above has the "not quite" ones removed. Obviously I don't know about SMO yet, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.


12 Oct 2017 06:44 am
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GeneraL CyberFunK wrote:
Candy Arse wrote:

If you don't mind, let me troll in peace. I know precisely who this is and what he does.

Save your rage for the SSM marriage debacle in the other thread. This thread is for trolling Jasper.


If you did.. you'd have picked your battle/subject better. I assumed you were better than this.

Hardly rage... more along the lines that I don't pick and choose when to do the right thing.


:lol: Good one!

Best advice I can give here is to get over it. I didn't mean it the way you've chosen to take it, move along.


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yeah.. not really needing your advice.. but hey thanks all the same :up:


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Just kiss and make up you two. :rocco:

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Jasper wrote:
OMG! :shock: :shock: :shock:

EDGE just awarded Super Mario Odyssey a perfect 10/10 review! :up: :up: :up:

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That’s actually page 10 of the magazine.

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HOLY SHIT!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

A massive fucking spoiler....it's been leaked that there are in fact TWO planets in Super Mario Odyssey, and rumour has it that the second planet includes remade levels from Super Mario 64 that can be transported to by jumping into paintings sporadically placed throughout the first planet... :shock: :shock: :shock:

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So this is the Mario Odyssey spoiler thread now?

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