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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
So if the Switch gets bigger than Wii then we can expect a lot more shovelware on the shelves? Zelda and shovelware. Shovelware and Zelda.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Focused on Arms, a waggle fighting game, and Splatoon 1.5Jasper wrote:EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! NINTENDO JUST ANNOUNCED A 'NINTENDO DIRECT' PRESENTATION FOR LATER THIS WEEK!!!
Amaze!!
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Hercy wrote:Sony's market cap is more than 40% higher than Nintendo's.
Hercy wrote:So for two days last year Nintendo was worth more than Sony. And then they set a sales volume record as everyone came to their senses and got the fuck out of Nintendo.
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I guess rocco thought we might have forgotten the rest of it.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Loving the box-art!
Just over 6 weeks left until Candy Arse's annihilation at Street Fighter! Don't worry y'all, I will be sure to record & upload footage of the aftermath of me thrashing him...with Candy crying his bitter tears whilst in a fetal position inside a Southern Cross Station toilet cubical.
Just over 6 weeks left until Candy Arse's annihilation at Street Fighter! Don't worry y'all, I will be sure to record & upload footage of the aftermath of me thrashing him...with Candy crying his bitter tears whilst in a fetal position inside a Southern Cross Station toilet cubical.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Sure I'll play you. Let's get all of Melbourne Games-Ranch down to spectate.
Date, time and location please
Date, time and location please
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
First to 20, $1000 money match. I'll bring $1k in cash, you will too.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Cletus and lestat, once Jasper confirms date/time/location for our money match can you change the thread title to suit?
Also can we put in a stipulation where if either of us doesn't show, that person is banned from GR?
I've accepted the challenge
Also can we put in a stipulation where if either of us doesn't show, that person is banned from GR?
I've accepted the challenge
Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
I honestly hope he fronts up and someone films it.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
he wontCandy Arse wrote:Cletus and lestat, once Jasper confirms date/time/location for our money match can you change the thread title to suit?
Also can we put in a stipulation where if either of us doesn't show, that person is banned from GR?
I've accepted the challenge
But rather than ban him, how about we don't, so you can always remind him of his cowardice.
But if he had the actual guts there'd be a few of us happy to spectate.Candy Arse wrote:Sure I'll play you. Let's get all of Melbourne Games-Ranch down to spectate.
Date, time and location please
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
It would make for a great social event. Once he confirms date/time/location we'll pop it in our calendars.
No doubt the frame data will be the same as SSF2T HDR so I'll practice with a few of my characters in the leadup.
I'll give you a leg-up here Jasper - prepare for Balrog and O.Sagat. Akuma too unless you want him banned
No doubt the frame data will be the same as SSF2T HDR so I'll practice with a few of my characters in the leadup.
I'll give you a leg-up here Jasper - prepare for Balrog and O.Sagat. Akuma too unless you want him banned
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
What I want banned from our fight to the death is traditional controls!
Get with the program, babes. It's the 21st century, and the only way to now play Street Fighter is with motion controls.
Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers on Nintendo Switch includes a motion control mode called "Hadouken Mode", where you fight one another in first person view and with waggle controls...
Have a look below. Doesn't it just look oh so fun?
Get with the program, babes. It's the 21st century, and the only way to now play Street Fighter is with motion controls.
Ultra Street Fighter II: The Final Challengers on Nintendo Switch includes a motion control mode called "Hadouken Mode", where you fight one another in first person view and with waggle controls...
Have a look below. Doesn't it just look oh so fun?
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Waggle is a complete joke, but let's meet in the middle.
First to 10 on "traditional" controls of our choosing
First to 10 on waggle controls
$500 money match for each control method so we each put up $1000.
Challenge accepted.
Location, date and time please.
First to 10 on "traditional" controls of our choosing
First to 10 on waggle controls
$500 money match for each control method so we each put up $1000.
Challenge accepted.
Location, date and time please.
Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Hahaha, Jasper is already piking.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
His next demand will be that you're only allowed to use waggle controls with your feet. Them it'll be under the terms of the "loser has to suck the winners dick". Rocco is never going to front.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
What a wonderful Nintendo Direct.
Here's the full 3DS presentation...
3DS Tidbits...
"Ever Oasis" will be released in June.
"RPG Maker" will be released in June.
"Hey! Pikmin" will be released in July.
"Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia" has brand new DLC content coming soon (both free and paid DLC).
"Culdcept Revolt" - a brand new game in the series is in development and will be released in August.
"Monster Hunter Stories" is being localised for the west, and is due for release in late 2017.
"Yo-Kai Watch 2: Psychic Specters" is due for a release in the west in late 2017.
A new multiplayer Kirby is in development and due for release in late 2017.
Here's the full 3DS presentation...
3DS Tidbits...
"Ever Oasis" will be released in June.
"RPG Maker" will be released in June.
"Hey! Pikmin" will be released in July.
"Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia" has brand new DLC content coming soon (both free and paid DLC).
"Culdcept Revolt" - a brand new game in the series is in development and will be released in August.
"Monster Hunter Stories" is being localised for the west, and is due for release in late 2017.
"Yo-Kai Watch 2: Psychic Specters" is due for a release in the west in late 2017.
A new multiplayer Kirby is in development and due for release in late 2017.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Brand new amiibos coming soon...
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Here's the full Nintendo Switch presentation...
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SPLATOON 2...
* Splatoon 2 has a brand new mode called Salmon Run, in which you fight off Chum enemies in waves. Bigger enemies are called Steelheads, and are tougher to defeat.
* You also collect power eggs from defeated enemies. Eggs can be transported to a containment unit, which is the ultimate objective. You can get special rewards for completing this mode.
* Deploy a lifesaver when you die, which means partners can come in and help you.
* Splatoon 2 will be released in July.
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ARMS...
* A brand new Nintendo IP and developed by the Mario Kart team. It's a super fast-paced fighting game, in which you battle using a variety of extendable arms (arms that you can mix and match - with each arm having it's own unique strength). Note though that characters can also kick (not just use their arms).
* Different arms come in different categories (Fire / Electric / Ice / Explosion / Stun / Blind / Wind)...
* You can also compete in two on two battle modes.
* The game can be played using either motion or conventional controls.
* New character revealed (Minmin). Minmin's left arm can transform into a dragon...
* There is an absolute shit-ton of arms that are customisable, and can be mixed and matched...
* ARMS will be released in June.
* New neon yellow Joy-Cons will be released in conjunction with ARMS....
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SPLATOON 2...
* Splatoon 2 has a brand new mode called Salmon Run, in which you fight off Chum enemies in waves. Bigger enemies are called Steelheads, and are tougher to defeat.
* You also collect power eggs from defeated enemies. Eggs can be transported to a containment unit, which is the ultimate objective. You can get special rewards for completing this mode.
* Deploy a lifesaver when you die, which means partners can come in and help you.
* Splatoon 2 will be released in July.
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ARMS...
* A brand new Nintendo IP and developed by the Mario Kart team. It's a super fast-paced fighting game, in which you battle using a variety of extendable arms (arms that you can mix and match - with each arm having it's own unique strength). Note though that characters can also kick (not just use their arms).
* Different arms come in different categories (Fire / Electric / Ice / Explosion / Stun / Blind / Wind)...
* You can also compete in two on two battle modes.
* The game can be played using either motion or conventional controls.
* New character revealed (Minmin). Minmin's left arm can transform into a dragon...
* There is an absolute shit-ton of arms that are customisable, and can be mixed and matched...
* ARMS will be released in June.
* New neon yellow Joy-Cons will be released in conjunction with ARMS....
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
Splatoon 2 is July, shit if decent bundle I might be in at that point.
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Re: NEW TRAILERS FOR 'SPLATOON 2' AND 'ARMS' FOR NINTENDO SW
Nintendo Russia accidentally leaked this bundle (not sure if it's coming to Australia)...
Re: NEW TRAILERS FOR 'SPLATOON 2' AND 'ARMS' FOR NINTENDO SW
I saw that, apparently both neon and Grey packs were up briefly. I'll wait for Splatoon 2 given MK8 Deluxe doesn't offer too much new for someone with MK8 + DLC.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
When and where are we having our USF2 money match?Jasper wrote:Brand new amiibos coming soon...
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Re: NEW TRAILERS FOR 'SPLATOON 2' AND 'ARMS' FOR NINTENDO SW
I'm still thinking about the terms of our match.
Because i'm such a pro and you're an utter novice, i'm thinking of allowing you to compete against me with touchscreen super/special moves activated.
With this mode - instead of a Street Fighter rookie like you having to learn the complex controller input of SF, you can just tap your chubby cheezels crumbs covered thumb on the touchscreen to instantly activate super/special moves.
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Re: BLOOMBERG - "SWITCH TO BECOME A BIGGER HIT THAN WII"
I didn't read any of this post.Jasper wrote:Here's the full Nintendo Switch presentation...
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SPLATOON 2...
* Splatoon 2 has a brand new mode called Salmon Run, in which you fight off Chum enemies in waves. Bigger enemies are called Steelheads, and are tougher to defeat.
* You also collect power eggs from defeated enemies. Eggs can be transported to a containment unit, which is the ultimate objective. You can get special rewards for completing this mode.
* Deploy a lifesaver when you die, which means partners can come in and help you.
* Splatoon 2 will be released in July.
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ARMS...
* A brand new Nintendo IP and developed by the Mario Kart team. It's a super fast-paced fighting game, in which you battle using a variety of extendable arms (arms that you can mix and match - with each arm having it's own unique strength). Note though that characters can also kick (not just use their arms).
* Different arms come in different categories (Fire / Electric / Ice / Explosion / Stun / Blind / Wind)...
* You can also compete in two on two battle modes.
* The game can be played using either motion or conventional controls.
* New character revealed (Minmin). Minmin's left arm can transform into a dragon...
* There is an absolute shit-ton of arms that are customisable, and can be mixed and matched...
* ARMS will be released in June.
* New neon yellow Joy-Cons will be released in conjunction with ARMS....
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Re: NEW TRAILERS FOR 'SPLATOON 2' AND 'ARMS' FOR NINTENDO SW
Ok so you're running. No worries I would too if I were youJasper wrote:
I'm still thinking about the terms of our match.
Because i'm such a pro and you're an utter novice, i'm thinking of allowing you to compete against me with touchscreen super/special moves activated.
With this mode - instead of a Street Fighter rookie like you having to learn the complex controller input of SF, you can just tap your chubby cheezels crumbs covered thumb on the touchscreen to instantly activate super/special moves.
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Re: NEW TRAILERS FOR 'SPLATOON 2' AND 'ARMS' FOR NINTENDO SW
That's it I'm buying a switch as there releasing payday2 on it!
A broken game on os4-xbone and soon to be on switch
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A broken game on os4-xbone and soon to be on switch
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017- ... ndo-switch" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;