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Bayonetta 2 on Switch - 720p 50fps no AA at all.

Save your money guys :)
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Think I'll just hold off and play the emulated version on PC at 4k 60fps :up:
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You make it sound like it was supposed to be a remaster. :roll:

It's a port of the Wii U version with some minor improvements (frame-rate, texture filtering, etc). The key selling point is being able to play Bayonetta 2 if you never owned a Wii U, and being able to play both Bayonetta & Bayonetta 2 on the go in handheld mode.

As for the frame-rate, it's superior to the Wii U version but does dip below 60fps at some occasional stress points - but hey, you fuckers like playing FPS's like PUBG that drop as low as 10fps on Xbox One X (aka, "the world's most powerful console")...so what do you care? :?

Instead of Platinum Games investing too much of their time & energy on two already released games...i'm glad they are instead using that time and energy on Bayonetta 3 currently in development EXCLUSIVELY FOR NINTENDO SWITCH. :up:

Digital Foundry below...
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I don't play anything on XBONEX - I play at 4k 60fps on PC :)

Nice damage control there, but the fact is this is a completely underwhelming port that doesn't bode well for Bayonetta 3. 720p 50fps no thanks. Will wait for the superior emulated version on PC instead :up:
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1. You really are such a degenerate, that in your demented head...illegally acquiring games (a CRIMINAL act) and legally acquiring games is all the same. Don't get it twisted Lard Arse...you're no different to a child molester, murderer, rapist, sex offender, etc. These are your people....KNOW YOUR PLACE! (and that goes for Lestat too...who is part christian "family values" advocate/part software stealing criminal). :roll:

2. So now you're saying that this Bayonetta 2 port job is a reflection of how Bayonetta 3 (a brand spanking new game being developed from scratch for the vastly more powerful Nintendo Switch) will perform? :redface:

3. Keep jerking your freckly little dong at the thought of a working Nintendo Switch emulator. I LOVE how the incompetent full of shit losers behind this so-called emulator (who after 3 FUCKING YEARS, still can't get their 3DS emulator to work properly)...are ultimately going to give you the most painful blue balls of your life as you keep waiting for them to deliver something they can't. :lol:

In fact, you waiting for this vaporware emulator reminded me of the last time you suffered blue balls at the hands of this fedora wearing nerd... 8)

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Remember him? He was behind your highly anticipated vaporware The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess REMAKE, that you were cumming yourself all over for? :lol:
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This project is suppose to make revolutionary changes to the game, such as gameplay changes, more dungeons, advanced lighting effects, dynamic shadows, high polys, better animations, reflections, etc. This project is going to be more of an ACTUAL remake, instead of a simple texture pack. Let us fans make the Zelda game that we always wanted Twilight Princess to be!


Costs nothing, looks better, plays better. Not the first time the fans have home-brew modified Nintendo games.

Can't wait!!!!


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Candy Arse wrote:Bayonetta 2 on Switch - 720p 50fps no AA at all.

Save your money guys :)
I don't understand why they can't even add some FXAA, it's so god damn cheap? Lazy ports.
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Beyonetta 2, which was made exclusively for Wii U runs the game worse than the Switch port.

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720p in both modes, visual settings are identical, still no AA.
-docked is usually 10-20FPS faster than Wii U, still dips below 60FPS at the same stress points.
-undocked performance is better than Wii U but not as good as docked
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It should run better, the GPU is better in the switch. Generally though when we see these ports the developers add a few extra visual features/tweaks to take better advantage of the increased GPU power. Something simple as FXAA is sorely needed, especially when it's a standard fixture in games these days.
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What a disaster for gaming that Bayonetta has become Nintendo-exclusive.
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Fuck I need to buy a switch now. :suicide:

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Madmya wrote:What a disaster for gaming that Bayonetta has become Nintendo-exclusive.
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You sound like such a bitter bitch! :roll:

Bayonetta 2 was released around 4 fucking years ago. It looks fantastic for a home console game released back in 2014! :up:

Bayonetta 3 (EXCLUSIVE TO NINTENDO SWITCH) will be fucking incredible....and YOU WILL NEVER, EVER EXPERIENCE IT! :up:
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Resetera is going crazy over this leak... :lol:

Metroid Prime 4 being developed for Nintendo Switch by Bandai Namco, and Ridge Racer 8 being a Nintendo Switch exclusive game. :shock:

It was never a secret that Bandai Namco have a bunch of Switch exclusives in development. :wink:

Following the phenomenal success of the Nintendo Switch...Square-Enix, Capcom, Bandai Namco, Koei Tecmo, etc have all confirmed they have a ton of exclusive and non-exclusive games in development for Switch that they are yet to formally announce! :up:
SQUARE ENIX TO SUPPORT THE THE SWITCH “AGGRESSIVELY”

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Square Enix’s support for the Nintendo Switch is set to get even better. During the companies latest financial report, the studio has said that they wish to create games for the Switch “aggressively”.

Square is also not ruling out any of its IP for the console, including “new ones, currently active ones, currently not-active ones.”

Game publishers have been quite positive about the Switch with the latest round of financial reports.


BANDAI NAMCO WORKING ON THREE NEW SWITCH EXCLUSIVES

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During a recent financial briefing, Mitsuaki Taguchi, the president of Bandai Namco Holdings Inc., has said that the company plans to further support Switch development, with plenty of resources allocated to developing for Nintendo’s latest console. Speaking on the popularity of the console, Taguchi said that they didn’t expect the Switch to be successful so quickly:

“We have put out three games on the Switch so far and all of them are doing well. It’s a shame, but we didn’t think the Switch [would] be accepted this fast.”

He also stated that all of Bandai’s properties could “see product made available for Switch,” which certainly opens up a lot of doors.
Bandai Namco holds a lot of franchises, from Tekken and Dragon Ball to Power Rangers and Digimon, with just about everything you could imagine in between, so the possibilities are near-endless.

On top of this, it was also revealed that Bandai Namco will be announcing three new Switch exclusives in 2018.
CAPCOM SAYS NEW SWITCH GAMES ARE ON THE WAY, INCLUDING ACE ATTORNEY

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Capcom’s support for the Switch hasn’t been very convincing, even now with the success the console has had they appeared to be asleep at the wheel.

Now it looks like they’ve woken up and have some games heading our way. Speaking to Jiji, Capcom’s COO Haruhiro Tsujimoto has confirmed they have Switch games in the pipeline, including the Ace Attorney series.


KOEI TECMO PROMISES TO HEAVILY SUPPORT NINTENDO SWITCH

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Koei Tecmo president and CEO Yoichi Erikawa shared some comments about Nintendo Switch during a financial results briefing last week.

According to Erikawa, the company’s multiplatform engine incorporates Switch, allowing them to create a single source and automatically output it to PC, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Switch.

A slide shown during the presentation said Koei Tecmo plans to continuously provide titles for Switch.
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Ridge Racer 8 will look so good on my PC at 4k 60fps :up:
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BAHAHAHAHAHA... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Everyone knows you're a closeted Sony fanboy, and the fact that RIDGE RACER 8 IS A NINTENDO SWITCH EXCLUSIVE is making your blood absolutely boil! 8)

Have fun waiting until the year 2024 to play your glitchy & buggy as fuck 8fps version of Metroid 4, Bayonetta 3, and Ridge Racer 8 on your precious Nintendo Switch emulator! :up:
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2024? PC hardware is several magnitudes more powerful than switch, WiiU is emulated just fine and we already know the switch is at best 2x more powerful, worse so in portable mode.
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Yes we will all be sad about Ridge Racer 8.

I tell u what though, a VR ace combat 7 would be sweet on PC, I can't see the PSPro being able to run that too well.
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Jasper wrote:Nintendo Switch has 2 times more RAM (and also much faster RAM), the GPU is 5 generations ahead (Radeon HD 4000 vs Nvidia Maxwell), the CPU is far more stable & faster - plus there's also an extra core. In most cases the Nintendo Switch is probably around 4 times more powerful than Wii U. 8)

And don't get it twisted...Wii U emulation is still a glitchy as fuck mess for most games! There are plenty of Wii U games (Xenoblade Chronicles X) that are borderline unplayable via PC emulation. :P
4 times more powerful hey? :lol: :lol:
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Jasper wrote:Nintendo Switch has 2 times more RAM (and also much faster RAM), the GPU is 5 generations ahead (Radeon HD 4000 vs Nvidia Maxwell), the CPU is far more stable & faster - plus there's also an extra core. In most cases the Nintendo Switch is probably around 4 times more powerful than Wii U. 8)

And don't get it twisted...Wii U emulation is still a glitchy as fuck mess for most games! There are plenty of Wii U games (Xenoblade Chronicles X) that are borderline unplayable via PC emulation. :P
Ram means nothing, it's all about emulating hardware features and if the hardware running the emulation can do a certain feature in hardware as well, you don't need a software work around to do the task. The Maxwell GPU being very close to Pascal probably makes running shaders on PC very easy compared to having to morph/translate shaders for completely different hardware.

Current WiiU emulation gets bogged down doing the shader translation. Don't be surprised to see a working emulator in the next 12 months, the hardware components are very off the shelf. Tegra hardware has been open to several OEMs, plenty of datasheets available and android linux kernel source/drivers to figure stuff out.
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Yep because everyone knows switch is getting this years GOTY, Red Dead Redemption 2. :rolleyes:

Switch is doing great sure, but it still lacks the power to deliver titles like Red Dead Redemption 2. Any serious gamer knows this and hence needs a PC/XOX/PS4P to get those demanding titles.
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Jasper wrote:BAHAHAHAHAHA... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Everyone knows you're a closeted Sony fanboy, and the fact that RIDGE RACER 8 IS A NINTENDO SWITCH EXCLUSIVE is making your blood absolutely boil! 8)

Have fun waiting until the year 2024 to play your glitchy & buggy as fuck 8fps version of Metroid 4, Bayonetta 3, and Ridge Racer 8 on your precious Nintendo Switch emulator! :up:
Me, a Sony fanboy? So far you're taking some pretty wild stabs in this thread. As you've seen via my collection I'm basically a fan of everything and I play most of my games on my ninja PC...well one of them since I have two :)

The Switch emulator is inevitable. Just like the last nearly 10 years, the best way to play Nintendo games will continue to be on PC and you can't do a thing about it :up:
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lestat wrote:2024? PC hardware is several magnitudes more powerful than switch, WiiU is emulated just fine and we already know the switch is at best 2x more powerful, worse so in portable mode.
Is it really 2x more powerful? Bayonetta 2 on Switch is 720p 50fps no AA vs 720p 40-60fps for the Wii U version.

Now that the Switch is really starting to get traction in the market (although it will never catch the dominant PS4) more people will be working on Switch emulation. I can't wait to see how good these games look at 4k 60fps :up:
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Holy shit how good is Shadow of the Colossus on PS4???

Now THIS is how you re-release a game! None of this crap like Bayonetta 2.

Legendary game gets legendary update. Meanwhile Switch gets 720p 50fps Bayonetta 2 :lol:

Oh well at least it'll look how it should on PC :up:
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It doesn't get any better than this. :up:
How did I miss this? :?

You are a DISGUSTING man!!! :down: :down: :down:

Selfishly spending thousands upon thousands of dollars on gadgets/consoles/games all for your grown-arse greedy self - whilst intentionally robbing your young children of the magic of playing a child-friendly game as mind-blowing & joyous as Super Mario Odyssey? :cry:

Are your kids still on an internet/social media ban, as to ensure they don't know the existence of Nintendo Switch/Legend of Zelda: BOTW/Mario Kart 8 Deluxe/Splatoon 2/Super Mario Odyssey? :?

Any FATHER WITH A PASSION FOR GAMING purposely inflicting harm against their child by robbing them of the "Nintendo Magic" (as demonstrated below) deserves to be reported to the Department of Family and Community Services. :down:

There so fucking better be a Nintendo Switch Super Mario Odyssey bundle under your Christmas tree next month (and I want you to post photographic evidence!!!). Otherwise expect a knock on your door by a DOCS case worker sometime in January! 8)

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So in this post Jasper is making a threat against lestat and his children.
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In this post Jasper is throwing racist insults at lestat.

Previously Jasper has also thrown racist insults at Tsudo Kunoda's Japanese heritage.

Jasper, why are you cyber-bullying people?
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Vince wrote:What this fucking amateur doesn't understand, and the reason this whole sequel thing started in the 1st place is because Nintendo (not Microsoft or Sony) as a publisher release the same fucking sequels every new generation. They have released a Mario game every gen. A Zelda. Minus n64- Metroid. Minus NES- Mario kart. So guess what Nintendo does when the chips are down for the Wii u??? Not announce a tonne of new, exciting 3rd party games. No! They announce a remake of wind wanker. A new Mario kart. A new 3d Mario. A new Zelda. A new smash bros. like they did for Wii. Like they did for the cube. Like they did for the Nintendo 64. I mean fine, give me sequels but really, you're down and out but let's go for Mario YET AGAIN.
And who cares if 2d and 3d Mario are different. It's still Mario! It's just another excuse now to milk more Mario games out. Great idea Nintendo.
Yes I'm hanging to see another Uncharted cause I enjoyed them. The stories were great and they had a continuous storyline for all 3 games. How will Mario kart/Mario/smash bros/Zelda be any different? But I guess if Nintendo do it it's ok! Fucking moron. Someone remind me why this fuck nut is allowed to spew crap everywhere... I've tried to keep silent and not post on his posts but damn he bugs the hell out of me.
Who would have thunk it? Nintendo releasing Nintendo games for a Nintendo system. :roll:

Your logic is so ridiculous! Microsoft & Sony would DIE!!! to have the Mario, Pokemon, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Mario Kart etc..franchises. They would pay BILLIONS (well, if Sony had any money) to get their grubby hands on it, and on the other hand, you're the idiot who wants Nintendo to just dump their key franchises (franchises that have sold 100's of millions of copies, and blossomed more innovation than any other videogame franchises).

You bitched about a new Pikmin even though there hasn't been a new Pikmin in 9 years.

You bitched about a new Smash Bros. even though there hadn't been a new Smash Bros. in 5 years.

And here you are cumming all over yourself over a fifth Uncharted game in under 6 years. Complete and utter hypocrite! :redface:

Currently Retro Studios are hard at work on a brand new IP 3+ years in the making for Wii U, and Monolith Soft are working on an epic new IP also for Wii U. 3 brand new Nintendo developed IP's are also in the works for 3DS.

Even a brand new Yoshi platformer (there hasn't been a Yoshi platformer on a home console in 16 years) is in development. Is it so hard to believe that a brand new HD Yoshi platformer being developed by the genius behind Yoshi's Island, may in fact turn out incredible?

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Like I said previously, if Nintendo listened to your shitty advice, there wouldn't be the likes of Super Mario Bros. 3, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Donkey Kong Country 2, Super Mario 64, Super Metroid, New Super Mario Bros U etc...

No Super Mario Bros. 3 !?!?

No Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time !?!?

No Super Mario Galaxy !?!?.....

This is how you would like it?...OMG...go kill yourself! :down:
Jasper wrote:Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Luigi's Mansion 2, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan, Animal Crossing: New Leaf etc...are all being released in Australia within the next 2-3 months.

Seriously, if you don't own a 3DS....kill yourself! :redface:


Burnzoire wrote:We didn't grow up with Commander Shepherd, Dom, or Drake. Fucking Zelda and Mario have been around for over 25 years and they're still releasing the same thing over and over again.
Though you did grow up with Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid etc...and you fuckers still cream your pants over new versions of those games.

You guys even still let Sega prick tease you at the idea of a new Sonic every year or so, which eventually turns out to be a piece of junk.

I don't care if Vince wants a new Uncharted, but she has some nerve to attack Nintendo for doing something that Microsoft, Sony and third party developers are also doing, if not worse. Vince is wrong, and she knows she is!
Jasper wrote:So iv'e put in about 12 hours into Zelda: BotW....just finished up my very first dungeon! :up:

I cannot put into words just how fucking enormous this game is. Eiji Aonuma wasn't lying when he said everything in the game is fully interactive (objects, animals, people, etc), and that anywhere you see in the game (even in the very far distant)...you can climb over to/fly over to/swim over to/ride over to/using your shield to surfboard over to, etc.

And the visuals and music are soooooooo phenomenal. The reviewers are correct, BotW truly is the best Zelda ever made and the best video game in history. :)

Seriously, if you call yourself a "gamer", and don't play this game, bahahaha....]you may as well go kill yourself(you have no idea what the fuck you are missing out on). :lol:

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Jasper wrote:What's "stupid" is a JUDAS of the gaming industry like yourself, even having the audacity to post on a gaming message-board. :down:

Do you think everyone here has forgotten that you were basically the only one that was adamantly fighting in favour of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM strategy? :roll:

Whilst your sisterhood of xbots were up in arms and actually doing something about Microsoft's attempt to strip gamers of their consumer rights, YOU were posting comment after comment DEFENDING Microsoft's DRM strategy. :redface:

Search your history of posts, gutter stench pussy lips! There is post after post of you defending Microsoft's DRM strategy in which you comment that Microsoft were left with no other alternative, and you even spouted garbage about how used games should not be compared to other used goods (like cars, bags etc) in which manufacturers have no further rights over sold goods, and that game developers deserve a cut of used game sales. :lol:

What a vile Microsoft cum pig you are, siding with the multi-billion dollar conglomerate attempting to destroy game ownership! :down:

YET ON THE OTHER HAND....

Here you are in this thread POST AFTER POST advocating for gamers to buy an emulator, and to then COMMIT A CRIME and ILLEGALLY download and STEAL ROMS. Software piracy is a CRIMINAL act, hence making you GutterCUNT - no different to a child molester, or murderer, or sex offender. :shock:

So in conclusion...you advocate for Microsoft to strip gamers of their consumer rights, but you also advocate for gamers to commit a crime and steal from Nintendo. :?

What a fucking mess you are. Go kill yourself! :suicide:


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Vince wrote:What this fucking amateur doesn't understand, and the reason this whole sequel thing started in the 1st place is because Nintendo (not Microsoft or Sony) as a publisher release the same fucking sequels every new generation. They have released a Mario game every gen. A Zelda. Minus n64- Metroid. Minus NES- Mario kart. So guess what Nintendo does when the chips are down for the Wii u??? Not announce a tonne of new, exciting 3rd party games. No! They announce a remake of wind wanker. A new Mario kart. A new 3d Mario. A new Zelda. A new smash bros. like they did for Wii. Like they did for the cube. Like they did for the Nintendo 64. I mean fine, give me sequels but really, you're down and out but let's go for Mario YET AGAIN.
And who cares if 2d and 3d Mario are different. It's still Mario! It's just another excuse now to milk more Mario games out. Great idea Nintendo.
Yes I'm hanging to see another Uncharted cause I enjoyed them. The stories were great and they had a continuous storyline for all 3 games. How will Mario kart/Mario/smash bros/Zelda be any different? But I guess if Nintendo do it it's ok! Fucking moron. Someone remind me why this fuck nut is allowed to spew crap everywhere... I've tried to keep silent and not post on his posts but damn he bugs the hell out of me.
Who would have thunk it? Nintendo releasing Nintendo games for a Nintendo system. :roll:

Your logic is so ridiculous! Microsoft & Sony would DIE!!! to have the Mario, Pokemon, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Mario Kart etc..franchises. They would pay BILLIONS (well, if Sony had any money) to get their grubby hands on it, and on the other hand, you're the idiot who wants Nintendo to just dump their key franchises (franchises that have sold 100's of millions of copies, and blossomed more innovation than any other videogame franchises).

You bitched about a new Pikmin even though there hasn't been a new Pikmin in 9 years.

You bitched about a new Smash Bros. even though there hadn't been a new Smash Bros. in 5 years.

And here you are cumming all over yourself over a fifth Uncharted game in under 6 years. Complete and utter hypocrite! :redface:

Currently Retro Studios are hard at work on a brand new IP 3+ years in the making for Wii U, and Monolith Soft are working on an epic new IP also for Wii U. 3 brand new Nintendo developed IP's are also in the works for 3DS.

Even a brand new Yoshi platformer (there hasn't been a Yoshi platformer on a home console in 16 years) is in development. Is it so hard to believe that a brand new HD Yoshi platformer being developed by the genius behind Yoshi's Island, may in fact turn out incredible?

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Like I said previously, if Nintendo listened to your shitty advice, there wouldn't be the likes of Super Mario Bros. 3, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Donkey Kong Country 2, Super Mario 64, Super Metroid, New Super Mario Bros U etc...

No Super Mario Bros. 3 !?!?

No Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time !?!?

No Super Mario Galaxy !?!?.....

This is how you would like it?...OMG...go kill yourself! :down:
Jasper wrote:Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, Luigi's Mansion 2, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of the Titan, Animal Crossing: New Leaf etc...are all being released in Australia within the next 2-3 months.

Seriously, if you don't own a 3DS....kill yourself! :redface:


Burnzoire wrote:We didn't grow up with Commander Shepherd, Dom, or Drake. Fucking Zelda and Mario have been around for over 25 years and they're still releasing the same thing over and over again.
Though you did grow up with Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid etc...and you fuckers still cream your pants over new versions of those games.

You guys even still let Sega prick tease you at the idea of a new Sonic every year or so, which eventually turns out to be a piece of junk.

I don't care if Vince wants a new Uncharted, but she has some nerve to attack Nintendo for doing something that Microsoft, Sony and third party developers are also doing, if not worse. Vince is wrong, and she knows she is!
Jasper wrote:So iv'e put in about 12 hours into Zelda: BotW....just finished up my very first dungeon! :up:

I cannot put into words just how fucking enormous this game is. Eiji Aonuma wasn't lying when he said everything in the game is fully interactive (objects, animals, people, etc), and that anywhere you see in the game (even in the very far distant)...you can climb over to/fly over to/swim over to/ride over to/using your shield to surfboard over to, etc.

And the visuals and music are soooooooo phenomenal. The reviewers are correct, BotW truly is the best Zelda ever made and the best video game in history. :)

Seriously, if you call yourself a "gamer", and don't play this game, bahahaha....]you may as well go kill yourself(you have no idea what the fuck you are missing out on). :lol:

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Oh, and video reviews are up...
Jasper wrote:What's "stupid" is a JUDAS of the gaming industry like yourself, even having the audacity to post on a gaming message-board. :down:

Do you think everyone here has forgotten that you were basically the only one that was adamantly fighting in favour of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM strategy? :roll:

Whilst your sisterhood of xbots were up in arms and actually doing something about Microsoft's attempt to strip gamers of their consumer rights, YOU were posting comment after comment DEFENDING Microsoft's DRM strategy. :redface:

Search your history of posts, gutter stench pussy lips! There is post after post of you defending Microsoft's DRM strategy in which you comment that Microsoft were left with no other alternative, and you even spouted garbage about how used games should not be compared to other used goods (like cars, bags etc) in which manufacturers have no further rights over sold goods, and that game developers deserve a cut of used game sales. :lol:

What a vile Microsoft cum pig you are, siding with the multi-billion dollar conglomerate attempting to destroy game ownership! :down:

YET ON THE OTHER HAND....

Here you are in this thread POST AFTER POST advocating for gamers to buy an emulator, and to then COMMIT A CRIME and ILLEGALLY download and STEAL ROMS. Software piracy is a CRIMINAL act, hence making you GutterCUNT - no different to a child molester, or murderer, or sex offender. :shock:

So in conclusion...you advocate for Microsoft to strip gamers of their consumer rights, but you also advocate for gamers to commit a crime and steal from Nintendo. :?

What a fucking mess you are. Go kill yourself! :suicide:


Wow, the Switch must be catching up to the PS4 lifetime sales!

Candy, got those figures again? I've forgotten what they are.
Congrats Nitnedno!

PlayStation 4 Total Sales: 70,000,000

Xbox One Total Sales: 31,176,640

Switch Total Sales: 10,000,000

iPhone - over 1 billion
Switch - 10,000,000

If the Switch keeps selling at this rate, it'll catch up to the PS4 in 2023 provided the PS4 sells 0 units between now and then!

If the Switch keeps selling at this rate, it'll catch up to the iPhone in 2093 provided the iPhone sells 0 units between now and then!

The Switch is MURDERING the competition! :lol:
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The idea of Bandai Namco developing Metroid Prime 4 fills me with trepidation.
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