Nintendo switch thread for mental patients

[Twiztid Elf]

Jasper private messaged me with gay porn.
Shocked to my core I was. Shocked. I don't know how I'll be able to move on with my life now.

Did anyone/everyone else get special treatment?

[t0mby]

Yeah I did. I replied and asked him which one was him.

[unfnknblvbl]

I also got the special treatment. I'm touched that he thought of me...

[Ambrose Burnside]

I got it too. Did lol

[Rorschach]

Same. Felt the love.

[Yoshi Sonic]

Rocco is the hairy one with the coiffe.

[t0mby]

Wtf is a coiffe?

[flipswitch]

I feel like an idiot. I swiped and deleted the private msg before opening it in tapatalk. Anyone got a link to the pics, please pm me. Tnx.


Edit: Thank you GameHED for the full frontal nudity pics of your dad, but I’ve seen the other two before.

[flipswitch]

There’s a Jasper over at ResetEra who really likes PC games and the Witcher 3 it seems.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pc-scr ... 78/page-48" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[flipswitch]

NINTENDO CARDBOARD IS OUT.

Where are the impressions?

I walked into EB and asked the sales clerk about Nintendo Labia. Can I see it and have a play with it. He knew nothing and then told me he needs to take his toilet break. He returned 3 minutes later and looked more relaxed.

Almost no advertisements in store or their website. You wouldn’t even know it’s out.

The only postive review I came across was that it only takes 2 flushes to successfully dispose of it.

[GameHED]

It's a cool idea but it's aimed at your kids. It would be like expecting people to hype up the next skylander or lego game or eyetoy title.

What did you expect when you banned him? I think you guys miss him. You may not openly admit it but the place is genuinely not the same without jasper.

This thread will probably sink to the bottom like PS vita thread on new games.

[pilonv1]

The only people I saw posting about it said it took forever to put together and their children destroyed it instantly. Sounds like a great idea with poor execution.

[flipswitch]

I thought this was the most appropriate thread to post in, didn’t think it was topic worthy.



Twitch: Sex addict claims hot female gamers caused him to injure his penis

A California sex addict is suing the video streaming platform Twitch for $25 million after claiming the site’s overabundance of “scantily clad gamers” have caused him to injure his penis, according to the lawsuit.
In the legal document filed at a Santa Clara County court on June 15, San Francisco’s Erik Estavillo claimed the Amazon subsidiary had “subjected him to overly suggestive and sexual content from various female streamers.”

To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day.
The plaintiff’s randy pastime was “extremely painful” and caused him redness and mild infections that forced him to use “Neosporin on his tip to prevent necrosis,” per the 56-page document.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-li ... 26f1165291" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I can just imagine Judge Judy going through the pictures of his penis and saying, “This is just a bunch of baloney .“

[lestat]

Looking at twitch now, the biggest category with viewers right now is "Just Chatting".

Dude might have a case.

[t0mby]

No wonder Rocco has been quiet.