Amusing/Retarded/Are you f**king serios?!1! news stories...

[Vzzzbx]

A sweatshop with an on-site gym.

[selfish]

OMFG THE MYER CENTRE IN ADELAIDE PUT THEM IN TOO, MYER = SWEATSHOP OMFG OMFG!>!>!!!!!)!!~!!~!!!!

seems pretty normal to me, they've put up suicide-prevention rails on the golden gate bridge too, finally

[GreyWizzard]

It's not the nets that mean they are a sweatshop. It's the low pay $132 US a month and long shifts, 72 hour shifts, that make it a sweatshop.

[mech]

72 hour shifts eh?

And they earn $300 a month now... which is average for china. You also need to take purchasing power into account, it's not like things cost as much there.

[selfish]

it's like the way average income in adelaide is lower than sydney, cause you don't have to spend as much on food and housing.

[BruceCamblzChin]

wow, suicide nets? far out.

[Burnzoire]

looks like bird netting to me

[GreyWizzard]

It's the FLYING CAR!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE!!!

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[GreyWizzard]

Best headline ever - http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[GreyWizzard]

Interesting read about facebook security... or lack of.

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[GreyWizzard]

This is the kind of news article I enjoy. There are just so many things wrong with the situation...

Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident

(CNN) -- Arthur Sedille was up-front with police: He would often put a gun to his wife's head during fantasy sex play at their Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, home.

But Sedille said he didn't know the gun was loaded when he pressed it to his wife's head and pulled the handgun's slide back during sex on the night of December 21.

Now Sedille, 23, is facing the possibility of a murder charge in Canadian County, Oklahoma, in the death of his wife, 50-year-old Rebecca Sedille -- who died when the handgun went off in their bedroom.
According to a probable cause affidavit filed by Oklahoma City police, Sedille said the shooting was accidental. He called 911 afterward, according to police.

Investigators decided to arrest and jail Sedille on suspicion of first-degree murder out of an abundance of caution, said Oklahoma City police Master Sgt. Gary Knight. However, as of Tuesday afternoon, formal charges had not been filed in the investigation, which is ongoing, Knight said.

He declined to comment on investigators' findings so far.

Although a Canadian County judge found that probable cause exists to hold Sedille on the murder charge, assistant district attorney Paul Hesse said Tuesday he has yet to receive a report from police on the case. As a result, formal charges have not yet been filed, Hesse said.

Sedille remained jailed Tuesday in Oklahoma County, Oklahoma. Police in Oklahoma City -- which spans five counties and 700 square miles -- book all of their prisoners into that county's jail, Knight said.

[Cletus]

Totti Goldsmith - the coke in my bag isn't mine.

Fucking liar.

[GreyWizzard]

fuck she looked haggard and wrecked on neighbours... I'd have to have a think about it if she offered a shag.

[Shaneus]

Totti Goldsmith - the coke in my bag isn't mine.

Fucking liar.

Where's this?

[Cletus]

She was busted going into a dance party with coke in her beach bag but denies that the drugs are hers or for her use. It was in yesterday's paper and today's.

Frankly I don't care who uses what, I'm no hypocrite but even though the vast majority of the Australian public are so stupid that they should be gassed and minced into dog food, nobody could be dumb enough to believe that the drugs weren't hers for her personal use.

[mech]

Yep, hilarious that she's claiming this.

[Shaneus]

I'm not even sure why it's news... it's not like she has to pass any tests for her job. Does she even HAVE a job?

Anyway, a washed up Chantoozie caught with coke isn't exactly newsworthy. Funny, but not that big a deal

[Cletus]

That is also true. It's why I post it in the "are you serious news thread"

[GreyWizzard]

Bombing of an airport in Russia? Quick link it to a popular video game!

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[Cletus]

Great, I'm glad that the Herald Sun saw fit to use the front page to announce that Kathy Big Teeth Freeman is up the duff. Front page news. Because the nation is sure to give a flying fuck.

[BruceCamblzChin]

She's got some huge teeth.

[Cletus]

It's funne`(made up french for intentionally hilarious) because I used Big Teeth in her name because she really has big teeth.

[Cletus]

Saint Kilda football team members and their managers rape little girls.

Just sayin.

[BruceCamblzChin]

It's true. Nick dal Santo has a tiny penis also.

[Hercy]

I think we can all agree that it's high time that St Kilda players and managers stopped having sex with The 17-Year-Old Girl Who Cannot Be Named For Legal Reasons.