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Why don't you eat eggs?

Do you have mayonnaise on food?
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GreyWizzard wrote:Do you have mayonnaise on food?
No. I have an allergy to mayonnaise, mustards including mustard seeds, bbq sauce and some brands of ketchup.
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Holy shit, really? Can you eat other members of the brassica family, or is it just mustard?
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Nah, veges are ok when I actually decide to eat them but if it remotely has the word 'mustard' in them then it is a no-no (asian mustard, brown mustard etc etc). I stay away from most condiments including sour cream, salad dressings etc just to be on the safe side. Plus I don't like the taste of them. ;)
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:lol:
I just got done on my virgin egg stick.
This is the most sexually suggestive kitchen product I've ever been associated with.

So, first up, just followed the instructions for cleaning the product prior to first use.
It comes with a cleaning brush that has a big pink spongy head on the end of it. So I'm pushing this brush in and out of the chamber, and it's a real nice tight fit. Gave it a good cleaning.

Tossed two eggs into it, and after six minutes, six inches of cooked egg comes poking out of the hole.
I like well cooked eggs, so I left it in for 8 minutes.
Pulled it out.

Well, the product delivers exactly what it says it does. It cooked the eggs pretty good and conveniently. I enjoyed eating them.
Might chuck some cheese and sauce in there next time.
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Is it easy to clean, if it is I might get one.
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Can you make runny eggs with it?

Itch, no pus in milk. Google is your friend.

Tomby, explain the line between meat/boogers/scabs and eggs. They aren't the same thing, but there seems to be no rhyme or reason for your choice.
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Some people are just funny about eggs. I have my moments where I can't cope with them of I think about them too hard.

But you know, they're no more or less gross than seeds, fruits and nuts. It's just that we don't identify with plants.
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BOOMY wrote:Can you make runny eggs with it?

Itch, no pus in milk. Google is your friend.

Tomby, explain the line between meat/boogers/scabs and eggs. They aren't the same thing, but there seems to be no rhyme or reason for your choice.
There is no rhyme or reason. I am unique.

Plus hipsters like eggs and I hate hipsters.
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GreyWizzard wrote:Is it easy to clean, if it is I might get one.
So far we've only heard about the first cleaning - prior to use - We need to know about the cleaning after use.

Come on Elf! - the people want to know!

OR are you gettin' busy with..........
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Edit: - Also, could you put popcorn in it and use it as a gun?
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Lepo5 wrote:Edit: - Also, could you put popcorn in it and use it as a gun?
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Elf has filled himself with so much egg he can't carry himself to the kb.
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He's too eggstatic to post. AMIRITE?! Anyone? ..... flip?
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Keep that shit up and I'll be forced to make an eggsample of you.
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ran out and bought one of these yesterday was $38 at big W :shock: cooked some bacon then threw 2 eggs into it (the noise it makes when it drops in the black tunnel is amazing) hmmmm rising white rocket from it's grave.

Made one just then quickly with 2 eggs cooked some toast and splash some cholula sauce on it delicious :nana: I recommend it, how the hell can you not like eggs? only people who don't like eggs are terrorists/Sony shills from what I've heard around the trap.
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I got a right royal bollocking from Lepo on MNR last night for not answering the cleaning question. :(

Before every use, they recommend spraying some cooking oil down the tunnel.
I've only put eggs in it so far. I might stick to just eggs too. When cooked, eggs tend to stay as one, and it comes out as a nice solid cylinder, leaving little residue behind. A quick thrust of the penis brush seems to clean it out quite nicely. You can flush the cylinder with water too.
Not so sure it'd be so easy to clean it out after tossing other stuff like cheese in there. The instructions even talk about loosening stuck residue out with one of the wooden skewers. Hmmmm.

One thing that does bother me is that the tube is black in colour, so you can't really see in there to be sure it's clean. I tend to avoid dark coloured coffee mugs for this very reason. I guess there's nothing stopping folks pointing a flashlight down there to be sure.

I don't think you can use it as a popcorn gun. I don't think it would work. Who needs that when regular hot air popcorn makers are like popcorn sprinklers anyhow?

I'm with you Jobbi. Folks that don't like eggs are clearly terrorists and need to get a good waterboarding at Guantanamo.
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You've sold me. Next time I go near a big w I'm getting it.
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Runny eggs?
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Yeah, you can. The instructions say to pour it out at around 5 minutes. Before it rises.

I think the whole lot would be runny though, including the white. Not cooked whites with a runny yolk, like what you can do with a fried egg.
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Really? Gees that makes it completely useless to me then. That's unfortunate!
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so basically heated snot...
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Can you shine a torch in it at 5 mins and see what it looks like for us?
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jobbidiar wrote:how the hell can you not like eggs? only people who don't like eggs are terrorists/Sony shills from what I've heard around the trap.
Black Pudding > Eggs.
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What the heck is your problem with eggs? Oh I happily eat something with blood in it but fuck me something from a chook's vag is gross.
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Fuck you guys make me laugh. One person doesn't like eggs and you're all up in my grill "WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU LIKE EGGS? OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT WE LIKE"

Clowns. :lol:
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