Kevin Smith slams the shit out of critic acting like a dick

Talez · Post by **Talez** » 20 Jul 2006 04:23 am

Linkage

Pretty funny. Take a listen to the sound clip at the bottom. Absolutely hilarious.

GreyWizzard · Post by **GreyWizzard** » 20 Jul 2006 09:16 am

Yeah, walking out is fine, but don't disrupt others while doing it.

DjBigK · Post by **DjBigK** » 20 Jul 2006 09:42 am

Bit more than a sound clip... it goes for twenty one freakin' minutes!

Incidently roughly half the time it took for the critic to walk out of the film.

Sucks that Clerks II opens in the US tomorrow (21/07 their time), and yet it only opens here more than a month away (August 31 I think).

If it's still showing while I'm in Hawaii in late August I might see it just so I can say I saw it in the States, before it opened in Australia

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 21 Jul 2006 08:46 am

Smith owned the shit out of him.

Can't wait for this movie to open!!

DjBigK · Post by **DjBigK** » 21 Jul 2006 01:48 pm

Did you write - "Passion of the Christ Nails It!"

SPOILER (not of Clerks II, but of the clip)
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How funny was it when the critic realised he was actually talking to Kevin Smith, and Kevin and the radio hosts realised that the critic didn't know.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 28 Jul 2006 12:14 am

Rewatched Clerks the other day and I didn't find it all that great.I thought the acting was very stiff and the dialogue to be quite stilted and forced.

I'll download Clerks 2 and watch it anyway,but I think Clerks is a wannabe cult movie as opposed to a real cult classic.

Yawn.

DjBigK · Post by **DjBigK** » 28 Jul 2006 02:58 pm

Cletus wrote:Rewatched Clerks the other day and I didn't find it all that great.I thought the acting was very stiff and the dialogue to be quite stilted and forced.

I'll download Clerks 2 and watch it anyway,but I think Clerks is a wannabe cult movie as opposed to a real cult classic.

Yawn.

Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!

Edited to minimise owning.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 28 Jul 2006 03:07 pm

DjBigK wrote:
Cletus wrote:Rewatched Clerks the other day and I didn't find it all that great.I thought the acting was very stiff and the dialogue to be quite stilted and forced.

I'll download Clerks 2 and watch it anyway,but I think Clerks is a wannabe cult movie as opposed to a real cult classic.

Yawn.
Try not to suck and dick on your way to the parking lot!

Try to form a sentence.

DjBigK · Post by **DjBigK** » 28 Jul 2006 03:17 pm

I can see how you may not like the film, it's definately pretty raw in terms of acting. But I liked it years ago when I first saw it, and still like it to this day.

I can also see how you might not like Kevin Smith, he has become a bit of an industry unto his own, and as a result sometimes gets credit where little is due.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 28 Jul 2006 03:29 pm

I didn't hate it...I just didn't like it.

EDIT: got a hold of 2 last night so I'll prolly have a look at it later.

DjBigK · Post by **DjBigK** » 28 Jul 2006 03:37 pm

Let me know if it's decent quality.. once a decent quality one becomes available, I'll be checking it out of my local video store, 'Captain Redbeards Beta Barn'

Arggggh!

GreyWizzard · Post by **GreyWizzard** » 28 Jul 2006 05:30 pm

Yeah, I could never stand the acting in Clerks but the subject matter means a lot to me. The character of Dante reflects a lot of feelings I have in myself and it is something I can relate to.

What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » 28 Jul 2006 05:51 pm

That's a weird avatar cletus...

Ambrose Burnside · Post by **Ambrose Burnside** » 28 Jul 2006 06:20 pm

"Don't Bill O'Reilly me!"

DjBigK · Post by **DjBigK** » 31 Jul 2006 06:49 pm

Cletus have you watched this, and if so thoughts? And was the quality any good?

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 31 Jul 2006 10:09 pm

Haven't yet actually...quality looks ok but i think there's a minor sound sync issue.

amba · Post by **amba** » 07 Aug 2006 02:15 pm

Kevin Smith is coming to town* for the premiere and a Q&A session...

http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/search/s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... evin+smith

*By town I mean Melbourne and Sydney

DjBigK · Post by **DjBigK** » 07 Aug 2006 11:11 pm

amba wrote:Kevin Smith is coming to town* for the premiere and a Q&A session...

http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/search/s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... evin+smith

*By town I mean Melbourne and Sydney

I would have gone to this!!!!!!!!

...... If I wasn't in Hawaii!

trossy · Post by **trossy** » 08 Aug 2006 08:50 am

amba wrote:Kevin Smith is coming to town* for the premiere and a Q&A session...

http://www.ticketmaster.com.au/search/s" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... evin+smith

*By town I mean Melbourne and Sydney

Hooked up a couple of tickets last night - cheers for the heads up!

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 08 Aug 2006 04:12 pm

Well Dj,I sat through this last night.Copy was very good actually..not issues whatsoever.I must say that this movie shits on the first one.This time around,the conversation and jokes feel far less dated simply due to the use of the internet and animal erotica.

I really enjoyed the second one.I found the acting of a much higher quality and the dialogue more fluid.

8 Donkey Headjobs out of 10