Amusing/Retarded/Are you f**king serios?!1! news stories...

[guttermouth]

I think they are up to 56 different genders now

[guttermouth]

Media reports climate change activists spray red paint at the British Treasury........

[Peppermint Lounge]

This cunt asks if he's the arsehole. At least he appears to have heeded the internet’s reply. One wonders what guided him prior to this.


https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/ ... =post_body" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm a 31 year old single guy who lives alone in an apartment complex. I've lived there for 6 years. My neighbor across the hall, a woman around my age or a little younger (I actually don't know her first name but I'll call her Katie) lives across the hall from me diagonally and has for about 2 years. We exchange hellos but aren't friendly, which is how it is with most of my neighbors.

So I don't know how to cook, and due to losing one of my part time gigs, I don't have as much money for takeout anymore. I'm getting really sick of eating cheap fast food or box mac and cheese. I'm gaining weight and I never feel great.

This is where Katie comes in. I can always smell her cooking in the hall and it always smells amazing (I know it isn't the other person at our end of our hall cause it's a single old man). I've even complimented it a few times. So I got the idea that I'd offer to give her some money each week to cook a little extra and bring it over to me (or I can pick it up from her!) at night. She's cooking anyway and then I'd have varied presumably delicious food.

I asked her the next time I saw her and she looked surprised and said she couldn't because she was too busy (which didn't make sense cause she cooks almost every day but okay). The next time I saw her a few days later, I asked her if she was sure and upped the amount I was offering, and she said she was sure and that it was rude to ask me, and that she isn't a housekeeper for hire and I should get a housekeeper if that's what I want. She also called me 'a stranger' even though we have talked in the halls before.

Overall she made me feel like a big jerk and really embarrassed for even asking her, and a little mad because she was acting like I was being creepy (I wasn't, trust me, she isn't my type). I think asking her to split cooking wasn't completely outlandish, since she cooks every day anyway and it wouldn't be hard to make a little more.

So, AITA?

EDIT: People keep assuming I'm sexist because I didn't think it was the old man who lives on our hall cooking. It's not an assumption for me. He and I have lived across from each other for 6 years. The cooking smells didn't start til she moved in, and I've talked to her about how good her cooking smells before.

EDIT: Okay. It is abundantly clear that I was the asshole and asking her was inappropriate and, as much as I hate to admit it, creepy. My instinct is to apologize to her but since my instinct was to ask her in the first place, I'll do the opposite and stay out of her hair. Thanks.

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[Rorschach]

Hard to imagine how the world ended up here, feelings and opinions are more valuable than science, thought and empirical based knowledge. It's a polished version of 1984. Would happily go live back in Asia, none of this double-think rates a mention yet.

[Candy Arse]

So at what point do we have special days for the other 17 genders you can choose from now?

[Madmya]

17?

[Madmya]

There's at least 33 you ignorant bigot.

https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2016/07/e ... ex-survey/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[t0mby]

"Australian Sex Survey" says it all.

[Reka]

Hard to imagine how the world ended up here, feelings and opinions are more valuable than science, thought and empirical based knowledge. It's a polished version of 1984. Would happily go live back in Asia, none of this double-think rates a mention yet.

[Candy Arse]

There's at least 33 you ignorant bigot.

https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2016/07/e ... ex-survey/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I would like to formally apologise for assuming the remaining 15 genders I didn't account for in my post.

[Vince]

What in the FUCK is going on today?!? This surely isn't real life, is it? I mean, this is clearly only an extremely tiny minority of the world's population that thinks this way, right??? I mean, we cannot be so fucking stupid to believe this shit...

[t0mby]

We're not, but many are. There's a large majority of people that have been dumbed down. Sadly.

[guttermouth]

There are companies, organizations and politicians who will no longer say "women who have babies" or "women who have periods." But instead say "people who have babies" or "people who have periods"

[Twiztid Elf]

Oi! Have you boys got a loycence for all this wrongthink?

Stay right where you are. The brownshirts will be along to take you for re-education.

[Peppermint Lounge]

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[t0mby]

Just watched that, it's fucken hilarious.

[Cletus]

It's not even a parody. Rather just an observation of the current state of sport.

[guttermouth]

It's not even a parody. Rather just an observation of the current state of sport.

Yuuuup

https://www.binary.org.au/male_player_w ... f_the_year" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Another bloke identifying as a woman is making waves in a female sporting competition. A UK cricketer with an enormous advantage is playing as a woman and was just awarded the 2019 Kent Women Player of the Year.

[guttermouth]

https://7news.com.au/news/social/medica ... ssion=true" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ummmmmm.......what??

[t0mby]

Lolstralia.

[guttermouth]

This pretty much sums up 2019.

Female Sperm donor....

[Peppermint Lounge]

Fuck me. This was said on-air. Cop who said it stood down from investigation and apparently very remorseful at his choice of words, as well he should be. If you're not familiar with the story count yourself lucky and do not click the link.

“Is this an issue of a woman suffering significant domestic violence, and her children perishing at the hands of the husband?

“Or is it an instance of a husband being driven too far by issues that he’s suffered by certain circumstances into committing acts of this form?”

https://www.news.com.au/national/queens ... 2d354960d5" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Cletus]

What a damned fool.