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Just masturbating mostly.
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Which is what I said to Centrelink, then they wanted proof.
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https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/ ... e-lottery/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

WOW!!!
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Not f**king serios

http://www.snopes.com/woman-quits-winning-lottery/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Well that clears things up. Always thought about taking a dump in my bosses desk draw if I ever won lotto
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I was thinking it couldn't be real. The quotes seemed too well thought out. I couldn't see anything suggesting a parody site though.
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Oops! Found it - https://thevalleyreport.com/disclaimer/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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lol...what a tool
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Had a girlfriend who worked in emergency, some of the stories she would come home with like that dude, had me in stiches.
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Lucky they blurred the photo....
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Hahaha. Good guys Fairfax.

Meanwhile, fucking MURDOCH and their evils didn't even show the same courtesy:

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Now that we all know who she is, how will she hide her face?
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Fidel Castro dead......apparently he was one of the good guys.........ABC news, even the UN and the rest of the leftards are going along with this....
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Yeah it's nuts. The same people are going spastic over Trump.
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You can't use the pejorative "spastic" you retard - they are involuntarily jerking over Trump.
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You can't use the pejorative "retard" you mongoloid
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Trump's election is the gift that keeps on giving. All the nutbags have doubled down on their feelings > facts mantra.
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Awesome...yet another Friday night that my neighbour (across the road) is fucking blind drunk and has accidentally let his "they're not pitbulls" loose. Now he's staggering around calling out the most unintelligible shit that sounds something like "Dzsheeeeeek" and "Vourclock" over and over. So of course the dog next door has been going nuts for two hours and his owner won't get out of bed to shut his own fucking animal up. I am not a dog lover and my mind keeps turning to the various anticoagulants I keep around here. And two weeks ago one of those neighbour's dog killed his guinea pigs and he had the nerve to ask me to pick up the aftermath for him because he couldn't stand the sight of the blood and chewed up heads and bodies strewn around his yard. Pathetic.

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Madmya wrote:Trump's election is the gift that keeps on giving. All the nutbags have doubled down on their feelings > facts mantra.
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Trump facts will be entertaining in itself, but not quite what I'm talking about. This is old, but it gets me everytime:

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*shamelessly stolen from Twitter.

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Teddy bears, Play-Doh and coloring books are staples of nursery schools, but now they are showing up on college campuses to help distraught students cope with the election of a president they don’t like.

Around the nation, students are turning to the tools of toddlers as a bizarre form of therapy in the wake of Donald Trump's election last week. Colleges and universities are encouraging students to cry, cuddle with puppies and sip hot chocolate to soothe their fragile psyches, an approach some critics say would be funny if it weren't so alarming.

“This is an extreme reaction from millennials who are being forced to come to terms with the fact that we have a president that they don’t like –this is what losing feels like,” Kristin Tate, the 24-year-old author of "Government Gone Wild," told FoxNews.com. “We are grooming our students to be sensitive crybabies when we need to be showing students how to deal with world situations and how to be adults –there are no ‘safe spaces’ in the real world.”

Among the top-notch schools sending devastated students back to their early childhood:

Cornell University recently hosted a “cry-in,” complete with hot chocolate and tissues for disappointed Hillary Clinton supporters.
University of Pennsylvania brought in a puppy and a kitten for therapeutic cuddling.
Tufts University held arts and crafts sessions for students.
University of Michigan Law School scheduled an event for this Friday called “Post-Election Self-Care With Food and Play” with “stress-busting self-care activities” including coloring, blowing bubbles, sculpting with Play-Doh and “positive card making.”
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:lol:

The gift that keeps on giving.
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That's actually been happening for a few years now. Trump's election has just opened up new "reasons". I'm not saying things were better when I was a kid, in school we were hit...hard. Some of the teachers I've been working with have shown me some plans to help deal with kids who won't behave or do any work in class. It amounts to just letting them walk out of class whenever they want. And that's primary school. There is No punishment. Kids are NEVER held back a year. There is absolutely no consequence for poor behaviour and little to no expectation for many children to learn anything in school. I'm totally rethinking my plans. I'm struggling to see how I fit into the picture. Most kids at grade 5 level wouldn't have grade 2 level competency in reading, writing or arithmetic. But that's public school. I'm not sure if it's better in private schools. I hope so. I was in a grade 3 class last week where the teacher actually broke down in tears.

Off topic, I had to review some of the students' plays they had written. Two of them were basically this -

Nidoqueen - she uses blast attack.
Blastoise - dodges
Mewtwo - wins

and on it fucking went for three pages.
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Those kids know how to pander to their teacher and get an A.
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That's some sad shit Cletus.
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