A recipe for a Cowboy to cook for his lady

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Post by AgOnNy »

You boys need some help. I make a killer bolognese, killer stir fry, killer roast and just about eveything killer.

Bolognese i will give you help with, the rest, work out yourself, experimentation is the key... and the secret ingrediant is a lil bit of love. :D

The Ag Bolognese....

At least a kilo of beef mince.. (sometimes use half beef, half pork)
4 Garlic cloves
1 whole onion
1 tin of whole peeled tomatos.
1 large bottle of past sauce (i generally use Lego's Napolitana)
1 Lego's Sundried Tomato & Roast Bacon Stir Thru Pasta sauce
OLIVE OIL!!! No alternative fuckers
Salt, fresh cracked pepper and some herbs (oregano, basil, whatever)

Heat the olive oil in a large pot.
Chop the onion and crush the garlic with your knife.
Throw the garlic into the pot for a few minutes, then add the onion. (You do not want to burn the garlic)
Once the onion is brown, toss the mince in. Only pummel the mince into little pieces if your a little bitch or you wear dentures, otherwise be a fucking man and have chunks. Add some freshly cracked pepper and salt to taste.
Once the mince is brown toss in the large sauce and then the Lego's Sundried Tomato & Roast Bacon Stir Thru. Add some herbs based on personal taste ( i use some basil, oregano and some italian herbs).
Simmer for awhile and add the whole peeled tomatos.
Do not chop them, just squash them, it gives the sauce a great consistency.
By now, you should have lotsa meat and plenty of sauce, simmer longer if you want a thicker sauce.

You should know how to boil pasta so do this and serve onto a plate, serve your fantastic Ag Bolognese on top, perhaps add a little freshly grated parmesan. Go get a bottle of red for the ladies, or a few bottles for THE LADIES, let them have the red, you just have water or something simple. They'll love your cooking, love the red and if all works well, they will want you for desert.

You will only have to do this once my friends, after this, you will never have to do it again as they can now do the cooking and the cleaning. you are a man, pat youself on the back, tell the bitch to get you a beer and sit your ass on the couch and watch some footy!!! :D
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Post by unfnknblvbl »

can't be a real meal if it doesn't have chilli in it!
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Quoted for truth!
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Indeed.
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Post by Beer Belly »

Here's a trick to impress the ladies...

Sera Lee frozen lasagne (yup you heard me)
Assorted salad (which includes rockets) with balsamic vinegar.

Make sure the lasagne is cooked through. Toss the salad with balsamic vinegar and good olive oil and serve it on the side. Follow up with good desserts. Win!
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Post by Cletus »

Man with a meal that simple,why go to the effort of heating the lasagne?

Lazy bastard... :lol:
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