Fuck off summer (and winter)

[Lepo5]

It's not even summer yet but I'm saying "Fuck Off" to it.

[unfnknblvbl]

This is my first Adelaide summer in five years. It can go fuck itself.

[Twiztid Elf]

Harden the fuck up princesses.

Spoiler!

/toxicmalerapist

Roll on summer. I'ma swim in the sea today. Whooooooo!!!!!

Lovely, lovely warm weather. It's like being wrapped up in a nice warm comfy doona all the time (without the doona).

[Ambrose Burnside]

Perth's weather has been really mild so far.

I've probably jinxed it big time there

Hayfever's been a bitch though

[pilonv1]

Was fucking 39 on Friday and will be 35 tomorrow

Only thing that is making it bearable is that it's going to be 20 on Wednesday and 24-25 for the next week.

[t0mby]

Every year you guys whinge about the heat. Are you guys fat and sweaty or skinny and pastey?

[pilonv1]

just sweaty sadly

[Lepo5]

Where as I'm definitely fat and sweaty.

[flipswitch]

These past two days have been stinkin hot, but I understand it’s from climax change.

[pilonv1]

Summer

[t0mby]

Had an Aussie mate from Queensland over in the weekend, we used to work together in London 10 years ago. It was roughly 23 degrees, not too bad and one of the first things he said was how the heat here is a lot more unbearable when standing in the sun than Queensland, and that's only 23 degrees. Once our summer hits high 20s, you don't go out in it

[unfnknblvbl]

Every year you guys whinge about the heat. Are you guys fat and sweaty or skinny and pastey?

Fat, sweaty, and pastey!

[pilonv1]

40 degrees in Sydney today. Thankfully down to low 20s now but still

[Peppermint Lounge]

Fuck this record breaking summer up its muggy arse.

[flipswitch]

I just keep telling myself it’s the last month of summer.

[Peppermint Lounge]

And now fuck off Autumn it would seem. Cooler today, mercifully.

The hottest years on record in order:

2016
2015
2017
2018
2014

And the 2018/19 Summer just gone the hottest on record. Good thing those playboy climate scientists aren't worth the paper their PhDs are written on.

[Madmya]

We've had a nice Summer in Brisbane.

[stanard]

So this smoke in Sydney is pretty fucked ay

[Cletus]

And now fuck off Autumn it would seem. Cooler today, mercifully.

The hottest years on record in order:

2016
2015
2017
2018
2014

And the 2018/19 Summer just gone the hottest on record. Good thing those playboy climate scientists aren't worth the paper their PhDs are written on.

Not even being cunty here...I honestly do not believe this. I've actually started telling people who claim global warming is responsible for every weather event that I don't subscribe to that belief. My theory is they will disown me, not talk to me and leave me alone.

[guttermouth]

Don't forget global warming, sorry I mean climate change also caused the Syrian War.

[Madmya]

The smoke looked fucked today in Sydney. We've had some shit days in Brisbane, but that was worse.

[t0mby]

At least you don't have have one lane bridges & killer volcanoes.

[stanard]

[Ambrose Burnside]

And now fuck off Autumn it would seem. Cooler today, mercifully.

The hottest years on record in order:

2016
2015
2017
2018
2014

And the 2018/19 Summer just gone the hottest on record. Good thing those playboy climate scientists aren't worth the paper their PhDs are written on.

Not even being cunty here...I honestly do not believe this. I've actually started telling people who claim global warming is responsible for every weather event that I don't subscribe to that belief.

Hard to imagine how the world ended up here, feelings and opinions are more valuable than science, thought and empirical based knowledge.

[Madmya]

It's fine to be skeptical of the conclusions drawn by scientists, especially in this instance.

When someone says men can get pregnant, well, that's just anti-science.