The Walking Dead thread - season 4 starts now

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Fuck Mondays...

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[Cletus]

I've never watched a show before because I hate it so much. It's very confusing.

So the sick people in the prison are bleeding from the eyes just like the infected zombies at the vet science building. Huh. Amazing that it all connects even if it doesn't. That's just great writing.

Why are the zombies still pushing up against the fence? Even if it is the Governor feeding them dead rats, it still doesn't make sense for that many zombies to be...I've done this before. We need to stop with the constant flow of zombies. The omission of normal sensible decisions just so the group can be faced with yet another herd is ever present. And after the miraculous wandering herd manages to bust the fence down and only after does it take two members less than three minutes to completely slaughter every single one, almost safely and efficiently. They could have walked outside and did that yesterday. Or last week. Or even once every few days.

I think they've changed their mind about Herschel losing his leg. Now he can crouch, lift bodies, climb stairs, throw zombies...kneel. Two more episodes and he'll be trotting around and doing snap kicks.

Rick's botched accent makes the name Carl sound more like "coral".

I want to go back to the farm. The farm wasn't that bad really.

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Two more episodes and he'll be trotting around and doing snap kicks.

[Cletus]

What about the promo for next week. Did you catch that? First of all I have to say I find the Governor completely non threatening. But they do the next week promo and to me it was just this...


YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE BUT HE'S BACK AND HE'S SICK!

WATCH AS HE LETS ZOMBIES LAY DOWN IN HIS CAMPFIRE BECAUSE HE'S SO SICK!

HE STANDS IN THE BUSHES WEARING AN EYE PATCH BECAUSE HE'S A SICKIE!

GET READY FOR THE SICKEST CHARACTER EVER CREATED! HE'S COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SICK!


The Governor might be really dark in the comics...I don't know. But in this show he's pissweak.

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HE'S A SICKIE!

ffs

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aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

[Cletus]

I'll force myself to go on...I've just started watching the latest episode but I was wondering if anyone could riddle me this.

Do zombies ever get back on their feet once they've fallen over? The Governor is sitting in front of his campfire and up shuffles a zombie dressed like she came from some little house on a prairie somewhere, falls into the fire and then just crawls to her meal. Why didn't she just get back up without even moving off the fire - that would have made more sense.

But gosh the Governor is pretty full on sick though.


Bwhahahaha oh fuck...now he's standing in front of a burning building looking completely sick!

Right that's twice in an episode. Derro Governor just side stepped a zombie and it fell over. Gov kept walking.

I think the trick to surviving the zombie apocalypse would be to set up several trip wires around the outside of your garden fence. Then every morning just walk around with a pointy broomstick and lean over and poke them in the head.

Fuck wouldn't that be excellent - a story about zombie apocalypse survivors that do smart stuff and prosper without being barbarians.

Anyway, I'm 4 minutes and 21 seconds in and the questions are too numerous.

Cool, he just found three women living with the door open.

G0sh his surly silence isn't fucking terrible and annoying at all. Anyway, come inside weird surly silent creepy one eyed guy. Come into our house with three females and a sick old man. You look trustworthy as. Nothing about you says you're completely and utterly sick at all.

Hey creepy surly one eyed guy, lets have sex in the back of this van while my daughter and sister sleep right next to us in the same space.

Nobody just grab the little girl. Fuck around gently calling her to you.

Excellent, a new way to kill a zombie. Rip out the throat. Wait a second, there's one getting up off the ground. Now I don't know what the rules are.

Worst episode since the last one.

[GeneraL CyberFunK]

I haven't watched it since they found the girl in barn... but it seems the same issues are around - inconsistency. But is it bad inconsistency? With regards to the rules... maybe I am being too accepting of it.. but in my opinion you can't have an all governing rule on what zombies can and can't do. They haven't really explained how the virus works plus since it affects the nervous system, you can't be completely sure the effects will be the same in every single zombie because let's be honest, how your nervous system reacts to something might and probably will be different to someone else. It would stand to reason that there is still some sort of brain activity, thus motor skills but as to how degraded the brain activity, age of the zombie, physical injuries/rotting etc etc.. I think that these variables (plus others if I could be bothered to think of more) could give plausible reasoning to why "the rules" don't seem to be as steadfast as you'd like them to be.

With all of this said.. I gave up on the show because I was sick of the farm. Kudos for sticking with it though.. I think we're about to jump back in once Haven finishes this season though.

[Froggy]

this episode was utter shit.

[Lepo5]

BORING!


I'm out, can't watch this shit any longer.

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This is me every Monday arfo on iptorrents looking at recent updates and i see The Walking Dead..

[Cletus]

The show has become a form of flagellation for me. It's penance for any and all of my wrongs.

[GreyWizzard]

In the first few mins of the ep my wife says "why's he sleeping in that tiny tent when there is a building next it?"

Ep was over for me at that point. My eyes hurt from all the eye rolling.

[MiNiStRy]

Best episode yet

[t0mby]

Just enough to bring you back after Xmas!

Someone needs to make a Walking Dead image in the style of the Sonic Cycle.

[GreyWizzard]

No onscreen death, not happy. I do like that they recreated the don't look back scene from the comic.

[guttermouth]

Fucke loved that last ep. It was enough to make me come back next year

[Cletus]

No. Too many questions. Again. But here are two.

How did the zombies get behind Daryl?

Why is Judith missing? If a zombie got her, which we the audience are meant to think, then why was there only a little blood in the carrier? If she was taken out and carried off to safety, then why would anyone take her out of the carrier to carry her off to safety? You'd just grab the carrier and run. It's a cheap trick either way and speaks of how little the writers have to offer.

Oh and wasn't it nice for the girl to find a flash flood sign only moments before a buried zombie rises to chew her arm off. If not for the flash flood sign none of that would have made sense. Actually even with the sign none of it makes sense.

I hate this show so much. See you all when we begin the second half of the season.

[Lepo5]

That weak sauce Gov couldn't even get Hercial's head off in one blow. I guess that Katana is only sharp when what's-her-face uses it.

[Juzbuffa]

Second half of season 4 starts today.

[GreyWizzard]

There is zero tension. Coral isn't going to die ffs!

[t0mby]

You guys still watching this shit? I stopped a few eps before Andrea died last season. It's crap. It's like the new Lost.

[Cletus]

There is zero tension. Coral isn't going to die ffs!

Exactly. Nor is Rick going to go full zombie. We know this yet they play it out like he is. Terrible. I think they actually want to insult us.

[Lepo5]

Shit Ep, Shit Show.