Melbourne Earthquake Ranch Survivor Check-in Thread

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 19 Jun 2012 11:01 pm

Present and alive.

To tell the truth we didn't notice anything out here in the burbs.

Peppermint Lounge · Post by **Peppermint Lounge** » 19 Jun 2012 11:12 pm

I felt nothing, observed many fart jokes.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 19 Jun 2012 11:14 pm

Yes I also had a fart joke directed toward me which is unsettling considering everybody knows I don't have an anus.

Lepo5 · Post by **Lepo5** » 19 Jun 2012 11:15 pm

I'm ok but I live in Sydney.

GeneraL CyberFunK · Post by **GeneraL CyberFunK** » 20 Jun 2012 12:49 am

Wasn't an earthquake... it was HAARP being used in an attempt to kill off Candy Arse.

GameHED clearly the perp on this one.

Talez · Post by **Talez** » 20 Jun 2012 02:02 am

5.3? 5.3?

But let us remember the real tragedy here: LOUISE WOLFERS, OF RINGWOOD EAST, SAID THE FORCE OF THE QUAKE WAS SO STRONG IT WOKE HER CHILDREN UP. AND SHE HAD JUST SPENT FOUR HOURS TRYING TO GET THEM TO SLEEP.

t0mby · Post by **t0mby** » 20 Jun 2012 06:05 am

It was probably just an aftershock from the State of Origin game a few weeks ago.

PS: I am fine, just incase anyone cares.

Twiztid Elf · Post by **Twiztid Elf** » 20 Jun 2012 07:47 am

Safely lived through it here too.

Tweeting my experiences through to the appropriate TV morning show authorities as we speak.

BruceCamblzChin · Post by **BruceCamblzChin** » 20 Jun 2012 08:14 am

All safe down here in Tas. Can't speak for Chaos though - it's possible that the locust hordes emerged in his backyard and are currently feasting on his entrails.

Juzbuffa · Post by **Juzbuffa** » 20 Jun 2012 08:15 am

Recliner shook briefly, some dishes rattled in the sink but I'm all good otherwise. Contemplated calling in sick due to earthquake related stress.

pilonv1 · Post by **pilonv1** » 20 Jun 2012 10:00 am

That's nothing, I lived through the 1987 Newcastle Earthquake. Melbournites feeling like they have to be the centre of the universe again

Candy Arse · Post by **Candy Arse** » 20 Jun 2012 10:12 am

I had just got home last night when it happened. At first I thought maybe I was moving around so much that shit was shaking then I stopped moving and the whole house was shaking. After about 8 or so seconds it was over. meh

Cardsy · Post by **Cardsy** » 20 Jun 2012 10:18 am

I blame the carbon tax.

guttermouth · Post by **guttermouth** » 20 Jun 2012 10:33 am

In Geelong didn't notice anything different, cause Geelong has been rocking since pumping the Pies in last years Grand Final.. Infanct tremors have been an occurrence since 2007.

General Chaos · Post by **General Chaos** » 20 Jun 2012 12:46 pm

BruceCamblzChin wrote:All safe down here in Tas. Can't speak for Chaos though - it's possible that the locust hordes emerged in his backyard and are currently feasting on his entrails.

I fucken wish! Less painful that dealing with the geniuses at work!!!

emptyvessel · Post by **emptyvessel** » 20 Jun 2012 01:44 pm

Rumbled for about 15-20 seconds at our place (eastern suburbs). Reasonably firm shaking but not enough to knock things off shelves or damage anything.

The cats didn't even give a shit about it until we realised what was going on and started making a fuss.

unfnknblvbl · Post by **unfnknblvbl** » 20 Jun 2012 04:38 pm

I blame coal seam gas exploration.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » 20 Jun 2012 04:54 pm

How cool would it have been if you were taking a shit at the time? You'd be all Neo "whoa" at your own power.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 20 Jun 2012 06:00 pm

The entire suburb of Thomastown is currently being evacuated. Nothing to do with the earthquake though. They're just getting rid of all the dickheads.

BruceCamblzChin · Post by **BruceCamblzChin** » 20 Jun 2012 06:59 pm

General Chaos wrote:
BruceCamblzChin wrote:All safe down here in Tas. Can't speak for Chaos though - it's possible that the locust hordes emerged in his backyard and are currently feasting on his entrails.
I fucken wish! Less painful that dealing with the geniuses at work!!!

Yeah. You're alright.

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 20 Jun 2012 07:26 pm

Should we start a Melbourne Ranch Earthquake Survivor Donation Thread?

Too soon?

GameHED · Post by **GameHED** » 20 Jun 2012 08:20 pm

GeneraL CyberFunK wrote:Wasn't an earthquake... it was HAARP being used in an attempt to kill off Candy Arse.

GameHED clearly the perp on this one.

there is one in western australia.
http://loveforlife.com.au/content/11/01 ... one-alaska" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You got to understand that australia is a remote area and just the right place to hide this stuff.

HAARP can also be used to control minds so I would be careful around people like candy arse. Maybe he starts acting crazy all of a sudden? Other countries probably have their own version of it and might be testing them. It is thought that the earthquake in japan might have been HAARP.

date of disaster is 3-2011
3X11 = 33
did Ed Dames predict this using RV?

Or did the reptilians tell him when they would do the attack/trigger the disaster?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAarvPyj ... re=related[/youtube]

guttermouth · Post by **guttermouth** » 20 Jun 2012 09:15 pm

Cletus · Post by **Cletus** » 07 Dec 2012 12:11 am

Mother Nature is going to start hurling shit at Melbourne again pretty soon. Apparently it's going to be over 30 degrees in the next few days. Probably going to be fairly windy too. Mayan end game looks to be a reality.

guttermouth · Post by **guttermouth** » 07 Dec 2012 10:50 am

Where the hell was the big benefit concert at the MCG to help the victims of the 2012 Melbourne earth quake??
Anyone in Melbourne receive their government handouts to help rebuild the city??

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