This is why I hate people...

[Juzbuffa]

Fucking armageddon cant come soon enough....

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/nati ... 6536009955

Most unusual girls names of 2012

Ace
Admire
Americus
California
Couture
Deva
Excel
Fedora
Gilmore
Hailo
Inny
J'Adore
Jagger
Jazzy
Jeevika
Joshitha
Juju
Jury
Kaixin
Kirshelle
Krittika
Leeloo
Mclean
Monalisa
Oasis
Orchid
Queenie
Rilo
Rogue
Samanda
Sanity
Sesame
Shoog
Starlit
Thinn
Tigerlily
Twisha
Ummi
Vanille
Vinique
Yoga
Zealand


Most unusual boys names of 2012

Aero
Alpha
Ball
Bond
Burger
Cajun
Casanova
Cello
Cobain
Crusoe
Devid
Donathan
Drifter
Elite
Espn
Exodus
Four
Goodluck
Google
Haven'T
Hippo
Htoo
Hurricane
Jedi
Kix
Legacy
Mango
Mowgli
Navaryous
Neon
Pate
Pawk
Popeye
Rogue
Rysk
Savior
Shimon
Thunder
Tron
Turbo
Vice
Villiam
Xenon
Zaniel

Any cunt that names their kid Pawk really is asking for that kid to grow and and murder them after years of ridicule and abuse for their fucked name.

[Scullibundo]

Vanique

[Cletus]

My father thought he was pretty amazing for getting his girlfriend pregnant. So much so that when I was eventually birthed he named me after him. 9 months to decide on names and they came up with naming me after himself.

I'd rather have had any of those names, girls or boys.

Even Pawk. Alright maybe not Pawk. No, yep, I'd still rather be Pawk.

[Deef]

Espn lol. That is awful parenting. Google! You've got to be kidding.


Meanwhile, Jamie Oliver has 4 kids:
Poppy Honey
Daisy Boo
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Buddy Bear

I kid you not. Petal Blossom Rainbow... wow. Although I suppose "Petal" on its own isn't bad.

[unfnknblvbl]

Why the fuck would you name your kid "Hippo"? That's just asking for him to be picked on in school!

Zebulon, though. Any boy named that needs to have "The Magnificent" as his middle names, and is clearly destined to be dictator of the world...

[flipswitch]

Espn lol. That is awful parenting. Google! You've got to be kidding.


Meanwhile, Jamie Oliver has 4 kids:
Poppy Honey
Daisy Boo
Petal Blossom Rainbow
Buddy Bear

I kid you not. Petal Blossom Rainbow... wow. Although I suppose "Petal" on its own isn't bad.

I like how normal names are not good enough for celebrity children so they have to go for the bizarre ones.

I am speechless at those names above.
Buddy Bear? Why not Pedo Bear?

[Madmya]

hahahaha Hyundai Excel. Wow. Few nerd names in there - Vanille being one of them. I don't reckon it''s THAT bad a name though.

[Deef]

Zebulon, though. Any boy named that needs to have "The Magnificent" as his middle names, and is clearly destined to be dictator of the world...

[Cardsy]

A friend of mine's (distant he assures me) relatives arrived in Australia a number of years ago from East Timor speaking little to no English. They both got jobs on the production line at the Coca Cola Amatil factory and named their first two children Sprite and Fanta.

[guttermouth]

Fanta would have to be a ranga

[Darwi]

Worst one I've seen... "La-ah"

Pronounced Ladasha.

[pilonv1]

Burger

did lambchop breed? Was the otherone named Gone?

[guttermouth]

They where talking about this shit on SEN today and someone mentioned a couple naming their kid Abcde, but pronounced as a word like Absede or something.


But those Kiwis.......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7522952.stm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A judge in New Zealand made a young girl a ward of court so that she could change the name she hated - Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.

Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed.

[flipswitch]

I suggest reading the comments from that website guttermouth posted, it's the icing on the cake!

[guttermouth]

Hahha......Holy shit, never saw the comments..

[van]

The older I get, the harder it is to hold in my laughter when I meet some young punk with a weird name, or their child with a weirder name.