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Anyone seen this?

They are looking for people to go there but they are not allowed to come back. (three titted mutant women may hitch a ride back and tell earth the horrors of being there)

http://venturebeat.com/2013/04/22/mars-one-youtub/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

It is time humans spread to new places away from earth in case we all die in a giant global catastrophe and become extinct. I think Richard Hoagland should go and see if the pyramids on mars are real and if the robot giants are truly there or not.
Snap pics and then send a robot with the files back to earth with the evidence.
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We wish you all the best. :up:
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Yeah.. maybe you should volunteer, GameHED? You are clearly unhappy with the way things are turning out here. Not sure how well an EB store will go on Mars though. Plus over on Mars.. they don't have public transport.
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Seriously I want to go but if there is something dangerous I would like the opportunity to come back. Coming back would allow me to tell people what other stuff is hidden there. But this trip sounds like they want to censor what we can say.

It is history making stuff though and if I were given a chance to come back if alien bugs were there I would go. Earth is too cheap to bring people back which I find fishy.

Living there forever could be boring or exciting. The first thing they need to do is let people bring weapons in case there are martian animals living there that are hostile and attack you unprovoked. (ie think "Pitch Black" movie) What if there is a martian race living there already? NASA has covered up ufos on the moon, (their logo is based on ufos) so I think if something scary was on mars, earth would never be allowed to hear about it.
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flipswitch wrote:We wish you all the best. :up:
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GameHED wrote:Seriously I want to go but if there is something dangerous I would like the opportunity to come back. Coming back would allow me to tell people what other stuff is hidden there. But this trip sounds like they want to censor what we can say.
I know I speak for the majority when I say you're welcome to post openly and honestly and without censorship on the Ranch. If you come back.
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FUCKEN LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that cletus but you can't garuantee it. If I get footage of elvis living there and you get hacked there is nothing you ca do.

Look I realise a lot of people here actually trust computers and shit like it is safe (that's why you buy digital versions of things) but you are not aware that governments are now using corporations (who make your hardware and software) to put backdoors into everything you use. They have already hacked everything ahead of time so they can steal your information. (the internet is designed to spy on us)

People trying to exposing this to all the nations (concerned that there own computers have enemy spy capability) have died, just because they believe we should be increasing our security not putting in weaknesses to make it easier to hack things.
So you can understand my skepticism on this matter. I think if dead alien bodies were carved up and sent to you guys in boxes you would have this evidence stolen and your computers would be destroyed and houses raided to cover up alien life on mars.

You have to understand that the internet that you are using right now will be deliberately attacked to get you onto the internet 2 which will be like the censored version of the web where you must give up your rights to use it. And then only sites run by big corporations are allowed to be on there as a way to kill alternatives that are not part of the nwo. (think of it like the mainstream tv channels now where they control all information that appears on there)

People will not care about loss of freedom of choice because the newer internet will be much faster.
If people get to mars the footage they send back will be all censored. If you can't come back that means they are preventing real solid evidence from being seen by the masses. That's the bit I don't like.
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I'd go in a heartbeat. Going into space would be awesome, even if I couldn't tell anyone about it.
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C'mon guys it shouldn't have taken this many posts! ;)
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t0mby wrote:I'd go in a heartbeat. Going into space would be awesome, even if I couldn't tell anyone about it.
Ditto, if I could take my loved ones (assuming they wanted to go).
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How long till GameHED opens Mars's first EB Games store in his natural form?
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t0mby wrote:I'd go in a heartbeat. Going into space would be awesome, even if I couldn't tell anyone about it.
Ditto, if I could take my loved ones (assuming they wanted to go).
There is one way you could tell people about it. It involves finding the local aliens that live there, hijacking one of their spaceships and making a trip back to earth and fighting your way past the earth's combined military forces to avoid being shot down.

Hand Cletus the information and he can then post on the forums what you found up there while you hide in a cave somewhere.

There is no 100% garuantee it will work though. Although this site proudly claims it is uncensored, the government secretly will censor anything without telling the public it is censoring, despite the public having right to know what it's doing as the people are paying it.

Australia is not a country to be trusted in terms of being open about what it is doing. They are secretly filtering where you can go online now, under the guise of preventing you going to child porn sites. Nothing Cletus could do about that. You'd have to distribute the videos on martian aliens and cyberdemons that you have collected through LAN only. According to remote viewers there are things up there. Documented proof would be great.
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It sounds like a nightmare to me. Only 4 people for a whole year, more alone than any 4 humans have ever been in history. No policing, no law, I just don't see how the odds of it working out well are high enough. The combination of their personalities won't be predictable, the sex drive is going to work in utterly different ways since again, only 4 people, and no law, and this all with the awareness that they never will return. There never will be a society to face up to ever again. Each of the 4 people is his/her own god.

So some utterly nuts dynamics will form, and that will be the new human colony. Four humans completely losing touch with humanity.

Then a year later the next 4 arrive, and they will still be thinking like people from Earth. Now they are 4 other people, entering the world - for the rest of their lives - of these 4 originals who will call all the shots and define so heavily the culture of the colony forever all based on whatever personality clashes, dramas, and powerplays took place in that first year. Not to mention how much they will have adjusted to the lack of mental stimulation.


I get that colonising does mean dark times, but yes that sounds like a nightmare to me. Obviously this is not a final opinion of mine but simply the result of a few minutes' thought, but I would aim for say 40 people to start with, absolute minimum, and establish a system that functions with as little social structure as possible. Perhaps Earth colonies have started with fewer, but yeah, different planet.
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Hopefully they televise it, what you've described sounds like great viewing.
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It sounds quite likely actually. They said media will pay for it, referenced Big Brother when talking scale, and the final 4 to fly are selected by an audience vote.

An audience vote.

At least the new breed of humans will be attractive then. If they make it that long.
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flipswitch wrote:How long till GameHED opens Mars's first EB Games store in his natural form?
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LOL!
Deef wrote:It sounds quite likely actually. They said media will pay for it, referenced Big Brother when talking scale, and the final 4 to fly are selected by an audience vote.

An audience vote.
Vote whose oxygen to turn off. :D
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I think the media would only show select things. For instance if you make an amazing discovery the object you are holding will get photoshopped out much like the ufo pics when man landed on the moon. (back then it was airbrushing) They might have colonies already up there but they are military bases under ground with much higher tech then what you get on earth.

Remember that the rocket technology you are using today (a primitive explosion of fire to push shit around) is stuff from the 40s. Do you really think we have never advanced beyond this?

You mentioned no laws. Well I can imagine there are clone soldiers and selective breeding program up there to ensure resources are used in the best way. If you are independent and have a sense of who you are and want to contribute, you get higher status and more responsibility but you can ignore bureaucracy.

When america fought against the poms for independence they did it to break away from controls. They were not lawless. They were obtaining freedoms abd today they have all the bombs drones and guns while you don't.

Fact is earth may not be the only place there are living things on it. You were just told that so the reptilians can keep you as slaves until the next great space war. You are like the cat race in monster hunter: you do the farming while they concentrate on military stuff like fighting and conquering other alien races in space. In exchange, the humans receive some junk tech from them that is not good enough to make humans a threat to them but is still better than stuff they can build themselves.

This is why progress is so slow. They are holding us back because they fear our potential to create (we are modeled after God in his image; a creator god) and that we will break free from their controls. Why is it that you always get black and white images from space and they use cg animations in the news instead of footage of what's going on up there? It is because there is a secret space program operating parallel to the public one which is censored.
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78000 people applied. Your chance of being chosen is pretty slim:
http://singularityhub.com/2013/05/28/78 ... nize-mars/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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When mars is colonised by humans I would not be surprised if there are alien abductions. This is why bringing weapons may be wise to kill hostile alien species that might attack unprovoked. This is a serious issue in future if we ever encounter intelligent life which may not want humans to leave earth or occupy their territory. I would not be surprised if they notice ufo observing them while they are on mars and that rogue elements of the government organise it because they have made a deal with the demons. (NASA is very occultic)

Once we raid their stronghold using their own technology and capture the leaders you won't have to fear them. The humans on earth that are mind controlled are held hostage but they will be free after the controllers are taken out of control. We then jack one of their best ships and bring the spoils back to earth for the benefit of all. It's risky but it has to be done eventually before they wipe out humans according to the georgia guidestones to weaken each nation's military (no human soldiers) by replacing us with robots.
To people with high technology earth is just small garden. They are the farmers of human cattle and you are the ones producing the various things they need against your will. (where has all the world's gold gone?)
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