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yeah I didn't think i'd have a 3ms ping to perth
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Game sizes from MS first party lately has been utterly stupid, they forgot compression was the universal answer from the 360 days.t0mby wrote:Sooooo, word on the street is that Forza 7 is a 45gb install off the disc + 50gb day one patch then the 4K patch for X users when the OneX releases.
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Re-downloading Gears of War 4 on PC. What was initially a 60gig install when first released is now a 121.5gig download - absolute crap. I'm on NBN but shitty FTTN, takes about 3-4 days to download a file that large and that's when it actually works. Hopefully this new download system MS will try to implement with the XBONEX will alleviate this mess. Or barring that, stop encrypting the downloads so you can download them to an external HDD like every other vendor in existence.
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You guys needs a switch. Everything is so tiny. Nintendo first party games are like PS2 era sizes.
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That's because the games only run in 720p except BotW which ran at 900p cos they rushed it out the door.flipswitch wrote:You guys needs a switch. Everything is so tiny. Nintendo first party games are like PS2 era sizes.
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You do understand you're literally a fucking liar?t0mby wrote:That's because the games only run in 720p except BotW which ran at 900p cos they rushed it out the door.
Besides Zelda: BOTW (which runs at 900p/30fps) that Nintendo had to hurry out for launch, EVERY single Nintendo Switch game developed by Nintendo has run at 1080P/60FPS in docked mode.
Nintendo Switch is fantastic!
Stick your adorably compact cartridge into your Nintendo Switch, and you're ready to play immediately (none of this bullshit Microsoft's putting you xbots through by not even being able to instantly play a fucking game after inserting the damn disc into your xbox). Nintendo is the king of compressing their games without compromising quality!
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Pretty sure Nintendo gave you the same "bullshit" with the Wii U, Wii and GAMECUBE NINTENDO by not allowing you to instantly play any disc game after inserting the disc.Jasper wrote:
Stick your adorably compact cartridge into your Nintendo Switch, and you're ready to play immediately (none of this bullshit Microsoft's putting you xbots through by not even being able to instantly play a fucking game after inserting the damn disc into your xbox).
What a troll, and lying one at that.
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It's better to be *literally* a fucking liar than just a liar tomby. At least you're getting some.
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You can make up anything to get him to bite these days. We all know the Switch struggles with high resolutions undocked and that Zelda runs 900p docked, all you have to do is chuck 720p in there somewhere and he's getting up off his knees and running to his laptop.
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What a brain dead retard!t0mby wrote:We all know the Switch struggles with high resolutions undocked
The Switch's screen is 720p resolution...thus there's no "struggle" to get Switch games to run at anything above 720p in undocked mode when the screen doesn't support anything above 720p.
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More Nintendo shit where it isn't wanted... Thanks jasper.
Will you fuck off if we say Xbox sux and Nintendo is the best?
Coz I'll do it!
Will you fuck off if we say Xbox sux and Nintendo is the best?
Coz I'll do it!
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PS2 era assets produce PS2 era sizes.flipswitch wrote:You guys needs a switch. Everything is so tiny. Nintendo first party games are like PS2 era sizes.
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YES!!!jizzlobber wrote:Will you fuck off if we say Xbox sux and Nintendo is the best?
Coz I'll do it!
You're probably the most radical XBOT jihadist on this forum. I wanna see you praise Nintendo and trash Microsoft!
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Ok... Xbox sucks and Nintendo is the best.
Now fuck off!
Or the boss will ban your worn out ass.
Now fuck off!
Or the boss will ban your worn out ass.
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Oh jizzgobbler...
I'll leave for now - only because I pity you. You think I forgot you're the broke bogan peasant from Wollongong with a gaggle of kids and a ball-busting wife who wouldn't let you buy a Microsoft Surface tablet with your own hard-earned money?
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I'll leave for now - only because I pity you. You think I forgot you're the broke bogan peasant from Wollongong with a gaggle of kids and a ball-busting wife who wouldn't let you buy a Microsoft Surface tablet with your own hard-earned money?
jizzlobber wrote:i'd love to buy the pro but my wife would never allow it.
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jizzlobber wrote:i'd love to buy the pro but my wife would never allow it.
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Ugh. There is still a flicker of interest for Forza in me, then I read this, and I grimace.t0mby wrote:Sooooo, word on the street is that Forza 7 is a 45gb install off the disc + 50gb day one patch then the 4K patch for X users when the OneX releases.
Like most, I have pretty decent internet download speed and limits these days, but still, I just cbf.
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MS either are being tight arses in supplying two discs, or they learnt their lesson last gen and realized they just had too much overstock with FM4 shipping on two discs. Can't remember if #3 shipped on two as well. It's annoying because they automatically assume everyone has high speed and unlimited data.
The way they've handled downloads this gen is a shadow of their former innovation.
The way they've handled downloads this gen is a shadow of their former innovation.
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Thanks jasper.
I got my surface btw, don't need a dick in my mouth to buy what I want.
I got my surface btw, don't need a dick in my mouth to buy what I want.
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Thank fuck Jasper can't have children.
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Just returned home to my Kings Cross luxury high rise penthouse to read this delightful response.jizzlobber wrote:Thanks jasper.
I got my surface btw, don't need a dick in my mouth to buy what I want.
Having a dick in my mouth tonight resulted in my sugar daddy spending $1500 for my north atlantic lobster, iranian black caviar, and cristal champagne dinner at Sydney's most exclusive restaurant.
Your frumpy wife having your stinky uncut dick in her mouth probably got you to bring home a discounted $6.95 salmonella infested "produce of sri lanka" roast chicken from your shithole Wollongong IGA community supermarket.
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Translation - he sat at home all night playing Zelda on his 24 inch 2011 edition monitor while mum and dad watched the Emmys replay.Jasper wrote:Just returned home to my Kings Cross luxury high rise penthouse to read this delightful response.jizzlobber wrote:Thanks jasper.
I got my surface btw, don't need a dick in my mouth to buy what I want.
Having a dick in my mouth tonight resulted in my sugar daddy spending $1500 for my north atlantic lobster, iranian black caviar, and cristal champagne dinner at Sydney's most exclusive restaurant.
Your frumpy wife having your stinky uncut dick in her mouth probably got you to bring home a discounted $6.95 salmonella infested "produce of sri lanka" roast chicken from your shithole Wollongong IGA community supermarket.
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Meh... Salmonella infested roast chicken beats a Dick in the mouth.
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Is this something only an understanding friend would know?
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Hahah shit that's my dinner tonight.