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Re: MEGA MAN 11 ANNOUNCED FOR NINTENDO SWITCH!!!

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Jasper wrote:Superior form? It's a fucking 2D game! :redface:

The only difference would be if Capcom decide to make Mega Man 11 4K on PC/XB1X/PS4 Pro (and who the fuck would even be able to tell the difference or give a shit about 1080p vs 4K for a game like Mega Man)? :roll:
I can. I know you can't because you only own a Switch and you're used to low resolutions and low framerates :lol:

See Sonic Mania in 4K on PS4 Pro vs 1080p on Switch. Oh wait, you can't :)
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Jasper wrote: Lestat...keep stroking your thick wog cock (using your mum's olive oil like you used to when you were 14 years old)
Wow - a cyber bully AND a racist.
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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is a phenomenally epic open world Japanese RPG developed by Nintendo. Tetsuya Nomura (creator/director of Square Enix's Kingdom Hearts franchise) is co-developing the game at Nintendo. :shock:

It is due for release next month on December 1st! :up:

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Jasper wrote:4 DAYS TO GO UNTIL THE RELEASE OF XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 2 (A PHENOMENALLY EPIC OPEN WORLD JAPANESE RPG DEVELOPED BY NINTENDO)

BEWARE...this niche game will be VERY divisive, as it won't be everyone's cup of tea. Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is categorically for HARDCORE GAMERS ONLY!!! 8)

It will likely take you hundreds of hours to complete Xenoblade Chronicles 2, so you MUST be a JRPG connoisseur (like myself of course) to be worthy of experiencing such an engrossing saga as expected of the celebrated Xenoblade series. :wink:

If you're a casual/amateur rookie gamer like Candy Arse...this enormously epic game is most certainly NOT for you. In fact, don't even attempt to play this game...Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is way out of your league!!! :lol:
Jasper wrote:Do I think Xenoblade Chronicles 2 will be too hard? :?

Well i'm definitely purchasing it on Friday, so we shall all find out then when I post my :unbiased: of the game! :keke:

Still waiting for those unbiased impressions from you, the RPG connoisseur :up:
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Candy Arse wrote:
Jasper wrote: Lestat...keep stroking your thick wog cock (using your mum's olive oil like you used to when you were 14 years old)
Wow - a cyber bully AND a racist.
:lol: triggered.

I'm not sure what stroking would achieve here, these graphics are hideous and leave me limp.

I need some 4k HDR to get me going! :rock:
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Nintendo Switch for 377 BUCKS!!! (HURRY!!!) :up:

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Candy Arse wrote:Yep Jasper has said that on a number of occasions. :lol:
Nope. I've NEVER said that! :roll:

You fuckers also seem to forget that Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is a game developed by a small studio (Monolith Soft) who only have the resources/budget to develop one game per Nintendo console generation (niche games which don't even perform well or have much appeal outside of Japan...like most JRPG's). :?

This game ain't (and never was supposed to be) of the quality of a Super Mario/Mario Kart/Zelda...etc (these games are developed by Nintendo's finest development divisions, unlike Xenoblade).
Cant even reach the 720p of Zelda, a Wii U port? :lol:
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Zelda: BOTW is 900p docked and 720p undocked on Nintendo Switch you cocksucking moron. :roll:
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Awesome I'll play them on my NVIDIA shield.

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Nvidia Shield is coming to Mainland China.

Will be priced at RMB 1499.

The Shield will focus on games in China. It will run popular PC games as well as Nintendo Wii games such as Mario Galaxy, Twilight Princess and Punch out.
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Jasper wrote:Zelda: BOTW is 900p docked and 720p undocked on Nintendo Switch you cocksucking moron. :roll:
That's what I said, 720p. Look, here it is again.
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Cant even reach the 720p of Zelda, a Wii U port? :lol:
L2read, or maybe you struggle to read things above 320p?

BTW, we're still waiting on your Xenoblade impressions. We don't want to know about waggle either.
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lestat wrote:Awesome I'll play them on my NVIDIA shield.
Learn how to read, wog cock! :redface:

It's strictly for mainland china (a part of the world where Nintendo do not sell their products)..and it's for a handful of 10 year old Nintendo Wii games. :roll:
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lestat wrote:Awesome I'll play them on my NVIDIA shield.

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Nvidia Shield is coming to Mainland China.

Will be priced at RMB 1499.

The Shield will focus on games in China. It will run popular PC games as well as Nintendo Wii games such as Mario Galaxy, Twilight Princess and Punch out.
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That's amazing. Hopefully someone will package up the ROM from this thing for installation on western Shields.

And given Shield doesn't have Waggle, this might just have the ultimate version of Twilight Princess - the Wii version minus Waggle :up: :lol:
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PhoneMonkey wrote:And given Shield doesn't have Waggle, this might just have the ultimate version of Twilight Princess - the Wii version minus Waggle :up: :lol:
There's already a version of Twilight Princess on Wii U without waggle you stupid bitch... :roll:

The Wii U version is in high definition, has a brand new dungeon, brand new items, brand new sword techniques, brand new "Hero Mode", brand new gameplay improvements...etc. Thus, a whole bunch of bonuses not available in the original 11 year old Wii version being released for the mainland china region that you're bizarrely salivating over! :redface:

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I think what I’m most excited for is ARM/Android optimised Wii games. Looking forward to the wizards @ XDA Developers extracting these out so I can enjoy them on my GPD XD on the go.
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This is wonderful news for Aussies! :)

Now that Amazon Australia has launched (and they have the Nintendo Switch for $399) JB Hi-Fi, Harvey Norman, etc...have slashed their prices to match Amazon's $399. :up:

EB Games must be livid right about now! In the long run...Amazon is going to decimate them! :lol:
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Megaman announcement is actually kinda disapointing. I would have preferred that Megaman as a brand was going to be relaunched. In the same way Megaman X was to Megaman. I was hoping we'd see a new megaman series sort of like how they did with Megaman ZX series. (which was pointing more towards the metroid vania style of gameplay like Castlevania SOTN)
I like the 8 bit guy, but the future of Megaman is in the metroidvania genre now just like how castlevania evolved from linear arcadey action towards being more of an ARPG.
Sorry other MM fans. Not all that hyped for just more of the same 8bit universe. We have mighty gunvolt. Lol

Give us a sequel to Mighty Final Fight instead. So many 8-bit style indie platformers already flood the market and I would rather see it evolve the way the GBA and NDS castlevania games did by giving us a world (not mere levels) to explore. Memory is so abundant that the games don't need to fit into tiny NES carts anymore and can look closer to high res neo geo games like metal slug with amazing set piece bosses. (see metal slug 7 on NDS for example) No ambition in capcom anymore..It's not enough to give people more of the stuff. A franchise must evolve a bit with the tech of the day. (like street fighter)
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Jasper wrote:
lestat wrote:Awesome I'll play them on my NVIDIA shield.
Learn how to read, wog cock! :redface:
Wow, more racism. How is this guy not banned?
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How am I racist when i'm also a wog who used to have a wog cock before having it split open and inverted into my body to create a perfect porn star looking tight pussy? :?
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The run animation in Megaman 11 looks bad. Tell capcom. Ugly faces in mvc infinite. Now bad animations.
Urgh. Nintendo: just bloody buy capcom already. Lol
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Jasper wrote:How am I racist when i'm also a wog who used to have a wog cock before having it split open and inverted into my body to create a perfect porn star looking tight pussy? :?
So much hate you even mutilated yourself. Seek help buddy.
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Hahahahhaha
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lestat wrote:So much hate you even mutilated yourself. Seek help buddy.
My "mutilated" snatch is tighter & looks better than your wife's! :up:

I had my surgery done in Thailand - which is home to the most advanced technique in sex reassignment surgery. In fact I underwent the most expensive technique using a cheek graft, which is a procedure that includes removing skin from my inner cheek (which grows back of course) and grafting it onto my vaginal walls - to create a naturally wet and warm pussy akin to a natural woman. :)

I've now tricked at least a hundred straight men into having sex, and not one knew the difference between my pussy and that of a natural woman. Instead they comment on how incredible it is to have sex with me, because my tranny pussy is slightly tighter - and therefore more friction on the man's penis as he thrusts himself in and out of me. 8)

Also I don't undergo traditional hormone therapy (popping an estrogen pill every day), but instead I have an estrogen capsule implanted within me. This capsule is time-released to last 6 months, and provides me with the adequate estrogen needed daily to hormonally make me identical to that of a natural woman.

The hormone therapy helps with feminisation of the face (though I have had some facial plastic surgery too...nose job, cheek implants, lip injections, etc.), feminisation of the body via redistribution of body fat (I now have an incredible bubble butt), reduction of body hair, softer skin...and of course breast development. :P

Even though I developed decent sized breasts (similar to most natural women), I desperately wanted perfect porn star titties to go along with my perfect porn star pussy - so I elected to have breast implants at the same time of my sex reassignment surgery. :up:

I will say this...if you have the money to spend for the best treatment/surgery, it is possible for a man to transition into a fucking gorgeous woman. I myself am prettier, skinnier, bustier, tighter, and wetter than any woman that any of you will ever have! 8)

It's the type of women you fuckers are married to that hate my guts. Seeing an exotic goddess tranny like me doing a better job of looking like a woman than themselves (when they were actually born woman)...is like a knife right through their hearts. :lol:
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Yeah... so anyway.

Xenoblade 2 is completely satisfying my needs.
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Just hit chapter 3 myself. Just reading some combat guides to help explain things more easier.
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I'm really liking it so far (where are Jasper's impressions) but I've gone back to play Chronicles X now too :lol:
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Sorry Rocco, you're fake news buddy.

You lack what a real woman has, that is a womb, the gift to grow life.

The reason why us men are driven to plant our seed.

All those men you tricked, I'm not sure why you'd be proud of that. You're patting yourself on the back for being a fraud, but hey you do that on a daily basis in this thread, so what's the diff aye?
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