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Awesome! Any idea when Playerunknown's Battlegrounds the 2017 Game of The Year will be released on Switch?
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Who the fuck would want this ugly piece of trash on the Nintendo Switch, when you have masterpieces like The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Super Mario Odyssey to play instead? :?

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Yep, Jasper is right about this. Who would want the most innovative shooter to come out since Halo to be ported to Switch. Nintards just wouldn't feel comfortable playing this in their onesie.
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So what Jasper is saying is that people don't want the 2017 Game of The Year on their system?

I mean they're happy to play games at sub-720p 30fps, but no one wants the GOTY? :?
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1. Besides Giant Bomb who selected PUBG as their GOTY...the world's leading video game websites/publications (e.g. EDGE, IGN, Eurogamer, Gamespot, Polygon, Game Informer, Destructoid) have all officially crowned The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild as the 2017 GAME OF THE YEAR!!! :up:

2. Nintendo's GOTY is pretty much either Zelda: Breath of the Wild (which runs at 30fps/900p) or Super Mario Odyssey (which runs at 60fps/900p). Neither of the games are "sub 720". :roll:

3. Did you hear?...PUBG on Xbox One X has a shockingly bad frame-rate dropping as low as 19FPS!!!. Digital Foundry have in fact described the Xbox One/Xbox One X version of PUBG as a "DISASTER"! :lol:

PUBG is such a pretty game, isn't it? :keke:

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900p for marquee first party games :lol:

So again, any idea when Playerunknown's Battlegrounds the 2017 Game of The Year will be released on Switch?
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Us Nintendo fans don't want the half-baked & over-hyped piece of junk on Switch! 8)

The incompetent developers of PUBG can't even get the damn game to look good or run smoothly on either PC or Xbox One X (aka..."the world's most powerful console"). :roll:

Plus who needs PUBG, when you have the incredible Splatoon 2 (running at 1080p/60fps) on Nintendo Switch to play instead? :P

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The Xbox version of Playerunknown's Battlegrounds is superb now. And of course, there's no cheating. I'm almost tempted to play it over the Master race version due to the cheating... But I've grown accustomed to pc gaming again and I'm enjoying it there.
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Jasper wrote:Us Nintendo fans don't want the half-baked & over-hyped piece of junk on Switch! 8)

The incompetent developers of PUBG can't even get the damn game to look good or run smoothly on either PC or Xbox One X (aka..."the world's most powerful console"). :roll:

Plus who needs PUBG, when you have the incredible Splatoon 2 (running at 1080p/60fps) on Nintendo Switch to play instead? :P

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Sorry - Splatoon 2 didn't even make the top 10 in the GOTY deliberations.

Playerunknown's Battlegrounds did.

In fact, it was awarded 2017 Game of The Year!

Congrats PC and Xbox gamers, the GOTY is only available on your platforms! :up:
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The CEO of pubg wants to be available on pretty much anything in the future so who knows maybe one day it will be on switch.


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There's hope yet! The Switch desperately needs a true GOTY so maybe if Jasper sends Playerunknown enough nude pics?
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I’m surprised Jasper isn’t playing this for a reward of a chicken dinner.
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Massive new Nintendo Switch firmware update possibly leaked.... :shock:

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Modern features, congrats Nitnedno!

Still no 2017 Game of The Year however :(
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I’m pretty sure that has proven to be false.
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flipswitch wrote:I’m surprised Jasper isn’t playing this for a reward of a chicken dinner.
Being from Blacktown, I think he'd be more comfortable if the reward was a pigeon dinner. That fancy chicken dinner is a bit upmarket for poor rocco.
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Pigeon dinner. :rollin:
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:lol: :fight:
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flipswitch wrote:I’m pretty sure that has proven to be false.
Slow news period, Nintendo aren't releasing any new cosmetics or clothing lines lately.
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Well why can't we still just talk about PUBG the 2017 GOTY in here instead?
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We can and we should, after all, more people play PUBG than Mario or Zelda on a daily basis and I'm not surprised since it is the 2017 GOTY. I'd be surprised if it wasn't released on the Switch by 2019 then people could play it on the bus or leech the free wifi at Maccas in Blacktown.
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PUBG, 2017 GOTY, has sold over 20 million copies.

What's the best selling Switch game for comparison?
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This is amazing, look how insane this looks at 60fps. Not trying to troll here, I’m really impressed by the latest version of Cemu 1.11.3
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No trolling required - that looks absolutely beautiful at high-res 60fps.

PC wins again.
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Too bad for you PC nerds that the Wii U version of Zelda: BOTW is the last Nintendo game you're gonna be able to steal! :cry:

The fun is over, boys! With Nintendo Switch..."if you wanna play, you gotta pay!" (I should copyright that...I came up with it myself). :keke:

You may have had your small taste of Zelda on PC via Wii U emulation...but you're gonna need a Nintendo Switch to play the bigger and better brand spanking new The Legend of Zelda currently in development for Nintendo Switch... :up:

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